movies + letterboxd reviews
[ID: Screenshots from movies with accompanying reviews.
It's a Wonderful Life. Review: "nobody likes getting the most out of a vowel quite like james stewart". Four-and-a-half stars.
12 Angry Men. Review: "Oh, you love 12 Angry Men? Name every angry man." Five stars.
2001: A Space Odyssey. Review: "not enough monkeys in the beginning". Four stars.
Seven Samurai. Review: "too many sweaty asscheeks, 5 stars". Five stars.
Singin' in the Rain. Review: "the singin' in the rain soundtrack stays ON during sex!" Five stars.
The Red Shoes: Review: "we gotta stop putting men named boris in positions of power". Five stars.
Vertigo. Review: "Female characters minding their own business: Alfred Hitchcock: that's nice [gunshot]". Three stars.
Double Indemnity. Review: "cautionary tale for simps everywhere". Five stars.
Star Wars. Review: "would be cooler if there was a giant fucking worm". Four-and-a-half stars.
Daisies. Review: "This is like every intrusive thought I've ever had playing all at once". Four stars.
Modern Times. Review: "why is he chasing women with wrenches. what kinda slumber party massacre shit is this". Four stars.
Blade Runner. Review: "everyone in the future is miserable with a great coat". Three-and-a-half stars. END ID]