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Il ragno e la mela del cervo (The spider and the deer's apple)

Il ragno e la mela del cervo (The spider and the deer's apple) (3892 words) by Gaysaltamber Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor/Angel Dust/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Characters: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar, Fat Nuggets (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Lucifer Magne | Morningstar, Lucifer Magne Additional Tags: Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Soft Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Bottom Lucifer Magne, Cannibal Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), But thats not a bad thing, Totally, Gay, Polyamory, Getting Together, Domestic Fluff, Radio Host Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Sleepy Cuddles Summary: Another long day at the Radio Studio, Alastor thought as he looked out the window at the fucked up birds Angeldust walked in handed Alastor a cup of tea and smiled, “Good morning, sugar.” Alastor happily took the drink and smiled, "Thank you, my love." Maybe today would be a fucking great day in Hell

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Anonymous asked:

If you know anything about Epel you'd know he wouldn't just call Vil Daddy all happy and shit kILL YOUSELRFH JFKJH

lmao this is the first ask ive gotten like this give me ur user so i can frame it

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OMFG IMAGINE IDEA CROSSDRESSING/DOING DRAG IDOL STYLE FOR A CONVENTION AND NO ONE KNOWS IT'S HIM CAUSE ALSO HIS PERSONALITY IS DIFFERENT WHEN HE DRESSES UP!

Can I ask for headcanons of the cast finding out about this hobby and their thoughts of drag Idia???

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Vil would be so into it

Idia is embarrassed at first but nobody really minds

Azul and malleus just want to spoil him with stuff now

Idia is quite happy in that kind of wear so it's very fun, he's also more extroverted

Many dates are had like this now

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

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when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

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onwardwall

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama 

When Russia makes this post illegal

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earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

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dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

What the-

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

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so since in OG Hercules and Aladdin there's a scene of the female leads flirting, can I ask for headcanons of Jamil and Idia flirting in that same level to distract the guy/partner from something else or getting information?

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Idia is surprisingly good at it while jamil isn't because while gis fac epotrays what he wants his voice doesnt

Idia doesn't do this tho he just uses technology to get what he wants

Jamil just uses his UM but he doesn't do this much cuz ye

Normally kalim just gets this info for them because after making them cough up blood with his UM, they give him any info he wants

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Hey quick question/request! I'm doing RidoAce week again this year but I'm showing off other ships of that AU, but I'm debating of having Gidel and Ortho be a thing. Any thoughts or headcanons of them?

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I think it'd maybe be not very romantic, I think they'd keep it on the low suprisingly

Ortho would just want cuddles and shit

Frankly I don't know much about gidel, so, I have some thoughts but not alot, lmk any thoughts you have about it

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If you have free time, could I request some sfw and nsfw headcanons of Rielle in the Kalim Harem but maybe he started there thanks to Azul?

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istg i answered this but ig not

Azul would be harder for the others to fall for i think, not for anything bad, hes just alot more closed then kalim is

but, rielle likes that because hes an attatched mf

kalim is always so in love with rielles hair, he loves rielles (and riddles) red hair, its so pretty to him

lots of swimming

rielle loves that kalim can make oasis's wherever so if his skin gets uncomfortably dry cuz human, he just tells kalim or the others and they take care of him

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Hey it's been a while, and you know what it's been a while of too? Boyfriends! I'm planning on buying the books for my bday

But I wanted to ask you for headcanons of them?

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Ooo yes I have a few

I think every night they kiss goths top surgery scars

Lots of kitchen disasters

They would def get a couple tattoo

They're those type of people that make mundane stuff like grocery shopping fun because of their shenanigans

Nerd is drowning in everyone else's clothes lol

Jock wants to wear someone else's hoodie but can't cuz he's taller

I feel like jocks not good at video games so they teach him snd that's alot of fun

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