Hello gentlehobbits, my follower count has pretty much doubled recently, so here's a quick intro to the blog:

• I'm Haven, she/her

• 23

• lesbian

• I mostly make and reblog memes and goofs, plus the occasional artwork

House rules:

♡ Minors can follow idc

♡ I only post nsfw if it's funny

♡ I may answer your ask three months after you sent it. Sorry.

♡ samfro and gigolas are canon, everything else is just speculation

This is a sideblog! If you wanna hang out more you can find me here:

Main: @coast-modern

Hannibal: @willgrahamsfuckedupclock

MCR: @notthatkindofworm

Art: @motivesareincidental

Hobbit love

The only valid couples costume this halloween is hobbit love.

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

so true gandalf

Shout out to my dumbass for reading "Celebration" the way you pronounce Tolkien names and wondering for a good few seconds what elf that was before realizing

jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’

you said it not me

when the gang's finally all seen lotr

And he's been my friend through many dangers :-))

gently, gently…

gimli loves galadriel... yes true but !!!! have you ever heard a gay man of a certain age talk about madonna

Jack Sparrow ass Took

He’s not dead Gandalf’s just sick of his nonsense

Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.