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I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

using cyrillic as an aesthetic to write english words is actually the best way to confuse ppl who can read cyrillic bcs our brains are just wired to interpret those as sounds and not quirky letters… like if you have a top secret to hide from russians just make it all fake cyrillic and watch them sitting for hours trying to decipher the very first line

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@juliankaeppel

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OMG

Saw this shared on FB. It covers counter-arguments for a lot of the most common pro-gun points you’ll see people raise. Long read, but very helpful.

1. Hello

“hey that’s my umbrella”

“no, i’m lifehacking”

“you’re stealing my umbrella”

“lifehack”

“how are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella”

“lifehacking”

using cyrillic as an aesthetic to write english words is actually the best way to confuse ppl who can read cyrillic bcs our brains are just wired to interpret those as sounds and not quirky letters… like if you have a top secret to hide from russians just make it all fake cyrillic and watch them sitting for hours trying to decipher the very first line

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♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand you

baby meeting cat for the first time

Cat person right there. 

Look at that tiny rectangle.

thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen

I react to any and all cats in this exact same way, every time

This really warmed my heart and made me smile.

anyone made this joke yet

From one gay to another, I don’t understand gay culture 95% of the time

gay culture is not understanding what other gays are doing

Gay culture is exactly like an Overwatch fight. No one knows what the rest of your team is doing, someone needs healing, and everyone’s watching out for the glowing cowboy

You’re not wrong

What’s overwatch

whatch.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘whats overwatch’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help keep my meatbag slave alive.