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fresh from the gators nip
gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.
learning to read was a mistake
I think of this post every time I drink Gatorade.
I wish I was Jared, 19
no no no
the first law of tragedies: the end is already written and inevitable. the second law of tragedies: your actions are all your own and you can choose to get off this ride whenever you want. the third law of tragedies: we both know that you are never going to do that.
slut era (just trying to make new friends)
what am i..?
blood sport • sleep token // jayce talis, viktor • arcane.
"It was affection that held us together." this is both the sweetest and most heartbreaking thing I've heard, everything is in the past tense
🩸 And Nothing Else Matters 🩸
Just watched the banned Moon Girl episode.
>the episode addresses the topic of trans kids in sports >the entire episode is about how bigots will always move the goalpost, and playing by their rules is pointless >the solution is not to play their game and break the rules >it also states that trans people should never feel like a burden >the character Brooklyn is explicitly stated to be trans >there is also an explicitly nonbinary character >multiple mentions of pride and depictions of pride flags, trans flags and progress flags
I'm not at all surprised this didn't get past the censors but I'm so mad that it didn't, because this could've been something really special, and the fact it was canned after being fully finished is downright painful. This episode was wonderful and I'm grateful to all the people who worked on it, and angry that their hard work was wasted. Disney did not deserve you.
Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!
57 slutty, slutty years
it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye
tbt this text conversation I had with a recruiter back in 2021 when I was still young enough and male enough for them to try
tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
who did you have to kill to get that URL
this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock
