wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

this has reduced me to tears

I read this in his fucking voice and so did every single one of you have seen the show, don't lie

you’re laughing. i joined the circus to be able to buy you that wedding ring. then i got stuck in this gorilla suit. now everyone is too doggone scared to help me out of it, and you’re laughing.

Constantine

@gortash-week "Gortoween" - Horror Movie Crossover

I'm a giant weenie that can't watch horror movies, but the one horror movie I HAVE watched and been permanently marked by is the 2005 Constantine. Is it sort of more superhero dark fantasy than true horror? Maybe! Like I said, I'm a weenie

The comparison between Gortash and Constantine doesn't hold water for long so unfortunately there's no fic to go with it

I'm posting early because I don't know if I'll make it to Halloween given the DATV embargo lifts today so... enjoy!

These are spectacular!

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

Over 800 TAG members marched on Netflix & delivered a petition demanding the AMPTP keep #animation jobs #union, agree to AI protections & more. Show the AMPTP that you #standwithanimation. Sign your name next to the people that make the shows you love.

Yesterday we marched to Netflix to deliver a solidarity petition in defense of our livelihoods! We are still in negotiations with AMPTP to get a better contract. If you love animation, have ever enjoyed a cartoon, or are just for workers' rights, please sign this petition alongside us!

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

Via @ellynneversweet

I love the idea of Spock being super queer, highly expressive and very emotional from a Vulcan view point. Like...

What humans see:

What Vulcans see:

i love how this implies that gritty is how vulcans see jim

Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.

Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.

It's been 10 years, but I still wanna know who in the world thought that the beige pajamas for running around Skyhold was a good idea. Why they looked at that and went, 'that'll work. no notes'

I get irrationally angry when I look at old screenshots and see how ugly those clothes are compared to some of the modded outfits I use. Thank goodness it looks like the casual clothes in VG are a little easier on the eyes!

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

no need to try to be all pretentious either just click a button

Tonight's distraction - trying to draw something fast without getting up in my head about getting things right or even good. I'm so slow with my art, I need to get more confident about going faster

This whole thing was just because I had to draw Axo-Lyle in the Family Guy Death Pose after listening to episode one of TAZ: Abnimals. That poor guy does not want to be there and is not having a great time

I also thought it'd be funny if Navy, the one who most easily fits the stereotype of 80s action character anthropomorphic animal, was actually not a muscle dude commando and was in fact, just a seal

I apologise to all cows everywhere, I cannot draw cows. But Roger got a sparkly con circuit suit for his next ballroom seduction mission

I got home and immediately shouted in delight when @defira85 showed me she was working on this. I’m in love with it so much!