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unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat

i can’t remember hearing this on here so

one of my favorite burns across the entirety of the mcelroy media empire

(Source: ep 220 of mbmbam)

(Volume Warning)

tumblr wouldn't let me append this to @yunabot 's original post so I had to upload it seperately -_-"

"I want to throw him in a kiln - he'll either be preserved forever or destroyed, either way it's a victory" sounds like it should be from hannibal but instead it's from monster factory and is said about justin and griffin's cursed super buff knock off bart simpson

[Image description: A drawing of Taako Taaco from “The Adventure Zone: Balance”. Taaco is drawn all in yellow, while the background is a pinkish red. The drawing features Taako on his knees, his head bowed and face obscured by his large wizard’s hat. He is gripping tightly at the upright Umbrastaff, tears hitting the floor below. End description.]

very cute of travis to try and claim “the pretty one” title right away during perhaps the peak of the internets milf appreciation era while amber gris is sitting right there

ok so if taz balance had fantasy costco and taz ethersea’s go-to adjective is “sea” will we get to go to sea costco this season

stop being funnier than me on my own post

How I imagined the main trio in the Adventure Zone: Ethersea. Devo, Zoox, and Amber. I wanted to make Amber look muscular but I haven’t drawn much lately so I was struggling

Devo is my favourite so far!

here’s my take on the taz amnesty trio !!

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

view this post in dark or goth mode to get Kravitz’ pov

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