joypilled frolicmaxxer (dante!)

welcome to garf-lover96's blog!! (presently taken over by Julian Devorak)

!my name is dante, i also go by flop/floppa online (or garf/garfy at this point)

!my pronouns are he/him

!i am asexual and aro questioning

!i am slavic 🥟 (eng/pl)

DO NOT LET MY THEME DECEIVE YOU!! i am currently fixated on: The Arcana (you can see my arcana mc here :3)

!some other things i like are: queer media, Will Wood (and The Tapeworms), Baldur's Gate 3, The Legend of Vox Machina, video essays, animation, various arts and crafts.., musicals;

!and Garfield!!

!i usually follow back; don't be shy to send me asks or dm me:3

!i talk: #garf lover96 yaps and #garf lover96 answers

!i draw and write sometimes: #garf lover96 creation

selfship reblog game!!

i want to find a bit more selfshipper mutuals and i thought that hosting a game would be a good way to do that :p and since i bought a bird book a while back, we're doing a bird assigning game (i want to get used to identifying them better)

reblog with an f/o of your choice and i will assign them a bird (—that can be commonly found in poland. dw, they're all very charming)

example:

julian gets the raven, no surprise about that. i wish they appeared around my parts more often

proshippers will be blocked btw :)

i barely interacted with people apart from my family today abd i feel horrible..

My nose of all things. I've lost count of how many times he pulled me down by my collar and I assumed I need to get ready to meet him in a regular kiss. But I'm not saying I don't enjoy them, they always make me melt... - J

🖤 — has s/i ever told you a specific style of clothing that would look nice on you? what kind?

I hear him say that I need more lighter clothes that are not made of leather a lot... But he seems to like my current style the most. He's mentioned that open shirts look really flattering on me before (and they do, I'm glad he noticed).

🐈‍⬛ — do you prefer cats or dogs? is there any reason why?

I have a serious weakness for dogs, their cheery and loyal nature completely disarms me, they're brilliant companions. God, and the floppy ears that hound dogs have... Spectacular, stunning, groundbreaking - J

1. what's the weirdest petname s/i has ever called you? what's the weirdest petname you've ever called them?

Dante has thing where he doesn't really call me any regular petnames, each one that comes out of his mouth is weird in some way. Something about 'not wanting to copy my thing' (even though it doesn't really work like that...?). If he doesn't call me a completely random word that comes to his mind, he makes some up. 'Scrungly' is the one I remember best... And I'm pretty sure I called him a mongoose once. I must've been tired.

3. who folds the laundry and who unloads the dishwasher?

We split the laundry folding duties pretty evenly, but I do all the dishes since Dante's usually the one cooking. He uh, seems reluctant to let me near the stove after that one time the scrambled eggs I was trying to make caught on fire. I turned around for one second, I swear, the salamander just felt like playing a prank on me.

4. how easy is it for you to get them to laugh?

It's a piece of cake if he's in a good mood, really. Even if it's the worst joke he's ever heard, he'll just scowl at me and then proceed to giggle like a maniac for the next few minutes. It's charming - J

I'm not sure if I have that much in common with Garfield, but me and Puss in Boots almost have matching outfits, eh? I just need to get a hat to match. Maybe he could even pass for my son :^) - J

is this hot enough for you

RIGHT so i know familiars are supposed to resemble their owners and that still applies but in this case Bluebell resembles pre plague Rowan more because the dying stuff made him slightly more timid and not as outgoing. sooo i used to be a very intense and probably kinda annoying child but i was still living my unmasked bliss back then so... Bluebell is kind of like that because i love projecting❤️ listing out some stuff from her potential talking mannerisms... :

• imagine her with an even harsher polish accent as a matter of fact, she doesn't have the time to try and speak more coherently through all the fast paced rambling

• her volume control sucks and she yells constantly (we already spoke about that too teehee)

• she often says the first thing that comes to her mind and loves/hates stuff very openly. you know she'd cuss out Julian constantly in his route.. and Rowan would get drowned in constant 'i love you's in general

• she gets jealous openly too but isn't as much insecure as just.. she likes hearing a lot of reassurance as a treat. that one thing i drew about her asking Rowan if he still loves her more than Julian would be accurate

• and let my girl say kurwa