I am bad at games

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

Every day this movie gets better and better

unidentified 🛸 fishing 🎣 object ‼️‼️🌟

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

Someone living in Sweden during the Iron Age wore this cloak. Unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered: forensic analysis found the holes in the cloak match how stabs would have penetrated the folds of the cloak when it was being worn.

Dating to 360 to 100 BCE, is also the oldest known example of a houndstooth pattern!

Nothing I will ever write will ever be as good as “unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered”

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

It gets better.

this felt so targeted

he's got places to be

it's been a long day. give him a break.

you will never in 1,000,000 years guess what the main menu music for this game sounds like

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

Everything will be okay.