Anya: 5 dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Loid: Money can get you many peanuts.
Anya: How?
Loid: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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Hugo:*being an emo teen* Sorry to disappoint you dad,but this is the real me!
Adrien:Aw, I’m so glad you’re expressing yourself,Hu! We can shop for clothes later on if you like!
Hugo:…Thank you(God,he’s too nice)
Juleka: Welcome to my world! First stop, nail polish!
Adrien: Now you be good for auntie Juleka ok?
Marinette: Let me know your favourite shade! I got some gloves with your name on them.
Hugo internally: What's the point of rebelling when your parents support you all the time?
Anonymous asked:
Between Andre and Amelie, Who do you think is better?
Andre.
Amelie supports her son being a stalker, kidnapper, and aiding a terrorist.
Andre just has no backbone and can't tell his daughter no, but at least he drew the line at deporting Zoe.
Anonymous asked:
Baby Emma:*crying because she’s pulling her hair*
Adrien:?…* takes her hands off her hair*
Emma:
Emma:*shocked*
Adrien:You are a weird child,Cherie.
Emma: *scowl*
Adrien: The sooner you talk the better.
Emma: *sticks out her tongue.*
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Adrien:*holding Hugo* Say hi to aunt Lila
Lila:Hi…
Hugo:
Hugo:Ew*bonks her with his rattle*
Lila:OW!
Lila: You do that one more time and I'm going to throw you across the room!
Hugo: *rasberry* Mummy says you're a bitch.
Lila: HOW DARE YOU!!
Because of all the Adrigaminette kids posts
Kid: which mom did I come from
Adrien unable to resist the dad joke: how should I know, they won’t tell me either
Marinette: *slaps Adrien*
Adrien: I deserved that.
Kagami: I gave birth to you. I remember it well. You puked on your other mother when you were 2 months old.
Anonymous asked:
Adrien:*drops baby Kimiko in front of Hugo* Aww I bet they would bond.
Hugo:*pulls her hair*Bah!
Kimiko:*hits him in the face*
*they end up in a brawl*
Adrien,shocked:
Kagami: Your son is a brute.
Marinette: Your daughter hit him!
Kagami: They are infants they have no concept of fairness or restraint. This was inevitable.
Adrien: I'm a bad father.
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5 yr old Kimiko:*drops paper in front of Kagami and Dustin* because you let me down,I have decided Uncle Adrien and Auntie Mari as my new parents since they cherish me. Sure I’ll have stupid Hugo as a brother but I will take it.
Dustin:All this because we said no to chocolate cake?
Kimiko:Yes! I may take a No to candy but to chocolate cake is where I draw the line!
Kagami: All we said was it's not an appropriate meal for breakfast.
Dustin: Eat your eggs and bacon like a true Brit.
Kagami: And I have a Japanese dish prepared for Dinner. It's lovely.
Kimiko: I'm only half English, and Half Japanese. But I'm a full cake lover! I won't stand for this disrespect of my way of life!
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8 yr old Kimiko:*has a bag* Mama and Papa refuse to give me candy so I decided to live with you.
Adrien:
Marinette:*facepalms* Kimiko,sweetie,this is the fourth time this month…
Kimiko: What does that tell you!?
Marinette: That you have your mother's sense for dramatics. And a massive sweet tooth.
Kimiko: None of my teeth are sweet. My tyrant parents see to that.
Adrien on the phone: Yes it's about Sweets again. Yes I know she had a cavity. No we won't give her any.
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4 yr old Kimiko:*hugs Adrien’s leg*…Uncle Adri,make me ice cream.
Adrien:What’s the magic word.
Kimiko:Immediately.
Adrien:That’s not it.
Kimiko:Immediately please.
Adrien:…close enough.
Kimiko: I'm done. You might want to wash this.
Adrien: And why don't you wash it?
Kimiko; I'm three feet tall. I can't reach the sink.
Adrien: Do you talk to your mother this way?
Kimiko: *raised eyebrow*
Adrien: Good point.
Anonymous asked:
(Adrigaminette AU)
Adrien:*holds Hugo* This is my and Marinette’s baby, Hugo. He’s a little quiet but he’s creative like his mama.
Adrien:*holds Kimiko* And this is my and Kagami’s baby,Kimiko. She’s a little grumpy pants and hits anyone she doesn’t like but she’s adorable so you can’t get mad at her.
Marinette: He's a real chip off the old block. He's adorable! I can't wait to have more.
Kagami: If she hits you, you probably deserved it.
Daycare worker: Uh, OK then. So pick up time is at 3:30. Please don't be late.
Marinette is going to make such a good mum.
She was there for Juleka when it looked like Jagged didn't love her at her own birthday.
When Zoe was abandoned by her family Marinette was the one there for her.
She's the only one who sees how bad Gabriel really is as a parent.
And she's had a bigger role in rasing Kagami than Tomoe ever has.
Those three kids are going to have the best life ever.
The two types of mothers.
Marinette with a baby: Aw you are so cute. Now open wide. Here comes a plane. *silly noises.*
Kagami with a baby: Neither of us are leaving this table until you eat your food. And I have much more patience than you offspring of mine. So what's it going to be?!
Is it possible for you to rank all the parents of the Miracuclass from best to worst?
Worst to best.
Gabriel Agreste.
Tomoe Tsurugi.
Audrey.
Jagged Stone.
Amelie Graham de Vanily.
Anarka Couffaine.
Tom Dupain.
Sabine Cheng.
I disqualified Characters who are only in one or two episodes or are in comas. (Sorry Emelie.)
Stranger: You know too many toys can be overwhelming for an infant so Brantly here was wondering if he could borrow some.
Dustin: That's funny. Kimiko here was wondering why the crazy lady who spent the last half hour chain smoking and gossiping while her kid ate sand. would come over to two strangers and give parenting advice!
Kagami: She also thanked me for not naming her Brantley.
Marinette: Don't do that!
Emma: I didn't do anything.
Marinette: I watched you do it!
Emma: Are you sure? Eyesight decay is somewhat common at your age.
Marinette internally: Oh my god. I'm rasing a politican.
Ema: Mommy, I found this bird on the street. It's hurt.
Marinette: Oh no, the poor thing! We should take care of him.
Ema: And he'll be ok?
Marinette: He'll be ok.
Ema: Yay!
*Meanwhile*
Lila: What did you do today?
Scarface (her son): I shot a bird on the street.
Lila: Awesome!
Scarface: But I think he's still alive.
Lila: Don't worry, we'll go back there and finish him.
Scarface: Really?
Lila: Really.
Scarface: Yay!
Marinette: NO!
Lila: Do you want my son to feel like a failure?
Marinette: When it comes to killing defenceless birds? Yes.
Scarface: Auntie Mari is mean!
Lila: See, now he's upset!