Felix naked: Draw me like a French girl.
Lila: No, this is stupid.
Felix: Kagami did it. Are you saying she's better...
Lila: Shut up! Pencil or water colour!?
I think I know how Felix's "power of my Sentimonster allows me to kill anyone it hits with a snap" trick works. His Sentimonster has power to transform people into Sentimonsters, which Argos then "dispels".
P.S. All people, who are claiming that this means that Felix isn't actually murdering people (because of "What Measure is Non-Human? "), are idiots.
That's an interesting idea.
And yeah, Felix isn't just a mudererer he's a flat out serial killer.
And based on the leaked Script, he's an abusive boyfriend to Kagami too.
I hate this bastard so much!!
The entire concept of Feligami disgusts me. And these spoilers make it so much worse.
What the fuck is romantic about a selfish, manipulative bastard using a lonely, abused girls trauma against her in an attempt to get in her skirt?
Kagami deserves way better than purple Magneto.
Felix: I want to hurt you.
Ladybug: Why!?
Felix: Because, I'm not a nice person.
Felix: OK, your choice. You're the mummy.
Lila: Do not call me mummy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that!!
Marinette: I'm actually with her on that one.
Anonymous asked:
*When Lila and Felix had a baby*
Lila:*opens the door for Adrien* Adrien,why are-?
Adrien:*pushes her away* Move bitch! *runs inside*
*Adrien runs to Felix who is holding the baby and grabs the baby while kicking away Felix*
Adrien:Yay,baby! *tickles him*
Felix:Do you have to do this everytime you visit us!?
Adrien: What? A man can't vist his favourite second cousin?
Felix: That's not what.. oh forget it!
Lila: Also, I hate your wife. So you're banned!
Felix: We talked about this honey.
Lila: Don't call me that!!
Felix: Don't yell! You'll make the baby cry!
Adrien: He looks fine to me.
Felix: I was talking about you.
Felix internally: After our fight, I prepared myself for Lila's odd brand of revenge. *opens an empty egg shell* And there it was.
Felix: Did you individually drain all my eggs?
Lila: Morning! *holds up a bag with the eggs*
Felix: Fine. I'll just have an apple.
Lila: Oh looking for this!? *holds bag full of apple flesh*
(Felix's apple husk breaks in his hand.)
Felix: How did you do that!?
(Anxietynator Aftermath AU)
Felix and Lila: *have a date that was accidentally interrupted by Anxietynator and her minions*
Felix: I think it's a good time to try out that "Peacock Miraculous" that I got from my uncle *hides somewhere, then transform into Argos (because he wants to show off in front of Lila)*
Anxietynator: *grabs the neck of Argos's Sentimonster and pins it to ground* Don't Interrupt me!
Monarch: That's Felix! Take Peacock Miraculous from him!
Anxietynator: *furious* *throws Argos's Sentimonster aside as easily as if it was a small pillow* Luka can wait! *points at Argos* YOU will be FIRST!!!*charges at Argos*
Argos: *gulps* Maybe that wasn't a good idea. *attempts "tactical retreat"*
Lila: So, I hate to dine and dash but. *runs away*
Anxietyinator: You Complete bastard! I'll kill you!!
Argos: Listen I can explain.*Gets hit.*
Chattombre: So, should we jump in?
Misterbug: Not just yet.
Felix: *is harassed by Mr Pigeon*
Adrien and Marinette: *enjoy ice cream (while pretending that they "don't see any Akumatized Villain"*
Felix: Fuck off you beady eyed little shits!
Adrien: Yum, strawberry.
Marinette: Ah, Cool mint. Just what you need on a hot day.
Anonymous asked:
New leaks imply that Chloe's gonna know Chrysalis' identity and that she'll become her own "Nathalie". And Lila will even invite her to a tea to discuss about their secret "business" at the end of the season. It looks like Chloe has become everything we thought Felix would be lol.
Well Felix hasn't met Lila yet.
So I think he's going to be a solo villian fir a while before joining her.
@iwasbored777 Enjoy. More will come soon.
Sneak peak at Wings of deception.
Felix: *is revealed to have as much "I have purple d and I am proud of it" energy as Gabriel*
People claiming that Adrien and Felix were swapped at birth: *conspiration theorist happy noises*
I actually think that theory has a high chance of being true.
@iwasbored777 sorry buddy. I hit the wrong button.
Anonymous asked:
Why tf are people comparing PV Felix (an older teen from the art style we see, who was trying to get rid of a CURSED RING by any means he believed were fair, and while he was trying to trick ladybug into falling in love with him that's the thing. He needed the true loves kiss or some bullshut from a superhero who was completely uninterested in even talking to him he wasn't ever planning to force her.) to the current Felix (a probably even younger boy of around 16 ie even more stupid, who spent his screentime assaulting a young girl, manipulating and stealing .)
Also PV Felix just wanted to be left alone this one has basically trying to get the world to burn while moving towards his own goals
Because they have the same name. That is literally it.
What people forget is PV Felix was a prototype for Adrien not Felix.
And yeah PV Felix was just the stereotypical dark, brooding loner type of character. I'm pretty sure if he was around in canon and got akumatized he would have told Hawkmoth to get lost.
"Fuck off moth man! I'm reading my book and ignoring my parents."
Anonymous asked:
Tbh we have no idea if PV Felix wouldn't eventually assault Ladybug just to get that ring off him, the PV never aired for us to draw conclusions on how far he'd be willing to go. But Astruc said that he dropped him as a protagonist cause he was too evil and dark, so there's no reason to believe he'd be any better than canon Felix.
We don't have any evidence he would either.
And you're right the PV gave us nothing to see his limits, but I'd like to believe they wouldn't make the male lead for their show a rap*st.
I think Astruc just said he was sick of the "I can fix him." Attitude that's a staple in romance aimed at girls because he thinks it's overdone and toxic. Which I agree on.
See my "Tropes that need to retire." on bad boys if you want details.
Anonymous asked:
Can I just say I hate how Socqueline looks like an older Marinette,even down to the pigtails. Like they could’ve given her a different hair color or hairstyle.
Also about the ship between her and Felix,it’s stupid to ship them just because ‘they’re the original concepts’ bc Felix is not PV felix(even though they kind of share the same asshole personality).
I'm pretty sure it's a wig or hair dye to look like Ladybug. A lot of girls style themselves after celebrities they like, you really think they wouldn't copy a superhero?
Kinda but not really.
PV Felix might have been cold and selfish, his motivation was to get Ladybug to kiss him so his curse would be broken. But the fact he was trying to seduce her clearly meant he wanted it to be consensual.
Felix sexually assaulted Marinette. So he's way worse.
Anonymous asked:
stay mad over socqueline x félix lmao? you clearly don't know the concepts well enough to know that they actually have a good dynamic. also don't call socqueline a "discount marinette" she WAS the og marinette. your adrinette wouldn't exist without socqueline and félix's love square from the pv so like? don't get why you're hating a ship you can't even interpret correctly but that's your life ig
No.
The PV was completely different.
Socqueline might have been based on PV Marinette but she's still not PV Marinette she's not discount Marinette she's bootleg Marinette. Canon Marinette has way more characterization and we love her.
If you liked the idea of PV Felix that's fine. Everyone likes an anti hero after all.
But Canon Felix is nothing like PV Felix. He's a manipulative, selfish, misogynistic, prat.
Talk about the show we have, not the one you want.