Gays On Boats

baron frankenstein’s long line of beautiful, vaguely androgynous male assistants

it’s all about them. the Gender of it all

a little beast

he heard that

I bet

(democrat voice) trump may have promised to put us all in prison and dismantle the entire federal government, but we look forward to reaching across the aisle and working with him to strengthen our border and bring down gas prices :)

the older I get the more I think being in love is about helping your partner give erotic birth to whatever weird unknowable thing is inside of them and the more this concept starts expressing itself in my work

I don’t want to look at her and see me, I don’t need to see me, I want to see her unfold and unfurl like one of the sled dogs in the Thing, I want to see who she turns into in that space of total permission

Hand carved miniature agate cat with diamond eyes, ca. 1900 by Fabergé. Source.

Me when I decide to stop being a bitch 

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Matthew mercer recovering from his alter ego, Matthew Harmer

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats

i’m serious

"as has been seen by many and is a matter of common report" is the 15th century version of "many such cases"

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

and this tweet as well

this also

Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.

Make room for Orangutan Johnson