it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
No, the pain is not over, now get in the water.
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
No, the pain is not over, now get in the water.
I feel ancient bones arising anew... the great Boop War of days long gone suffers the necromancer's curse... my friends, steel yourselves! The undead armada of paws shall claim more noses upon these spook-tacular times!
Will ye join the masses, or run like dogs? The choice be yours...
Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming
[END OF ACT I]
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Great Scott... The meteor got them!
It's about 4:44PM EST.
SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?
You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?
no 🛩️
anotha one🛩️
Hello, could someone kindly explain the joke to me, I feel as if it didn't quite land right with me... Thank you in advance, friends! 😊
you're welcome
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen
guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward
Fish in the great lake being like
Wait shit wrong fucking post
Lighthouses of the Great Lakes.
And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city
Okay so, it took me a second to remember that the Great Lakes fucking massive, and I couldn’t help imagining
We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards
Fish in the great lake being like
Oh my, tumblr has given me a pretty gem! I do hope nobody steals it!
Oh No!
“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker
I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed
it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you
sounds like to me they just gotta become more numb to things like this...
This is just what grocery shopping is like right now.
Something tells me that the hospital would have some for cheaper...
scientists are working hard to hatch a new emperor jurassic park style
Favourite tags:
The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
mac equivalent is Comand-Control-Space for my fellow mac users out there
danish is a beautiful language
Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory
guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔
ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE
I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps
I've never seen death of the author applied to a baked good before, until now that is
All of you are crazy, this is clearly the flag of japan!