Choi han*after meeting Cale*: Oops, you showed me two minutes of love and affection
Choi han: Now im your problem, good luck getting rid of me.
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I don't actually know why I didn't post this one? It looks fine lol
"If you wanted to make the world fall to it's knees I'd help you in every way I knew how as long as you let me stay by your side."
"...Choi han I just asked you to help harvest the carrots what-"
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I added the last bit rn because I thought it would be funny lol
Cale: oh no
Cale: emotional vulnerability
Cale: my only weakness
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:3
But what if Choi han and the kittens fought over who Cale picked up first
Ohn: he fed us first, Nya! He gave us bread!!!!
Choi han: Okay but he led me to the Henituse mansion before taking you there.
Hong: doesn't count, we saw him first.
*More bickering*
Raon *in Cale's lap being fed grapes*: human why are they arguing?
Cale:... It doesn't matter, Beacrox is baking cookies let's go see-
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Alternatively-
Towns person 1: Why is there a grown man arguing with cats.
"You know, Choi han and I both got shit faced once and now we're legally married in the Caro kingdom. He forgot and I never told him because it was too much effort."
"WHAT-"
"Oh, I didn't see you come in"
Raon *curious*: Cookie prince, what is that?
Hong*tried to smell it*: yea Nya, it smells gross.
Cale: Is it coffee?
Alberu *has visible eye bags*: I'd give you some but you wouldn't like it.
Alberu: Don't try it either, it's pure espresso.
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Cale questioned how Alberu hadn't collapsed but as soon as Alberu made a move to respond he fell face first onto his paperwork.
Cale *pushing everyone away and pretending he doesn't care about them because of his curse*: well, that's a problem.
Cale: but not my fault i did everything I could.
Cale *looking at his main group*: also why are you still here?
Cale *praying right before a battle*: to the gods who I don't believe in..
Cale: go fuck yourselves
Cale *now feeling much better*: okay I'm done, let's go
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I haven't posted in a while I'm sorryyy-
Choi han: and remember kids
Choi han: next time someone tells you "Cale-nim wouldn't do that!"
Choi han: oh yes he would.
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I finally have drafts I actually like I just have no motivation to finish them ;-;
Cale: ARE YOU-
Alberu: Fucking.
Cale: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Alberu: Fucking.
Cale: IDIOT!
Eruhaben: . . . What was that?
Choi-han: the children keep repeating the curse words Cale-nim says and Ron keeps scolding him so student-nim is helping him practice.
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Last picture-
Kim(Krs): I ran into the smugglers on accident and almost died.
Kim(Krs): ...Ron is going to ground me ;-;
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Harry Potter x TCF??????
A series of quotes kind of in order. My own take on this crossover
Came to be after one too many harry Potter x TCF fics
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"What do you see in the mirror, Cale-nim?"
"..Me sleeping peacefully"
"..Are you okay-"
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"This is my second year at this fucking school why do so many things want to- ACK-" Cale quickly jumped left as the enormous basilisk attacked him once more.
"God I hate snakes-" Another dodge as he attempted to keep his balance at the same time.
'shouldn't Choi han be in my spot right now!?! I'm not a protagonist!?!?'
"You can't run forever."
"FUCK YOU-"
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"Damnit, this *Cough* isn't how I wanted to die.."
"At least I got rid of that diary.."
Caw Caw!
"oh.. Fawkes you're too good for this world.. Please get Choi han, I'm gonna pass out now-"
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"Its so obvious our new professor is a werewolf I don't understand how anyone hasn't figured it out?"
"...Are you going to tell anyone?"
"No. He's still the best DADA professor we've ever had so there's really no point. Why do you ask, Hyung-nim?"
"No reason."
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"WAIT WAIT I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THISS-"
Rosalyn and Alberu watched with a sweat as the hippogriff flew off with Cale on it's back.
"...Are you sure he'll be okay?"
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"this tournament is stupid, total bullshit. You're underage! Shouldn't there also be charms and crap to prevent this from happening? You shouldn't be allowed to compete-"
"Cale-nim-"
"and I suppose we're going to have to try figure out what the first task is so you have some sort of advantage. If I go check the library's forbidden section I could probably find some old-
"Are you going to help me?"
"..Why are you asking something so obvious?"
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" cough God I hate getting wet-"
The headmaster watched as several students (and even a teacher) flocked towards Cale with far too many towels. The second champion of Hogwarts was also fussing over Henituse-
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"Why do you want me to teach? Choi han is the top student for DADA?"
"We all know you could also be a top student if you actually tried. Besides, your silver shield is one of the best I've ever seen!"
"Choi han-"
Cale proceeded to attempt to protest to his teaching of the "class" and his every argument was shut down with a scary smile.
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"How dare she-"
"you need to calm down, remember that she's in a better position than us because of the minister."
"But she's even hurting the first-"
"..."
"..."
"Choi-han?"
"Cale-nim, what's on your hand."
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I can't quite remember the order in which some of these events happened-
And woo! I'm back :DD!!
But seriously, this Au has been running around my head ever since I rewatched the movies for the 100th time.
Please do give me your opinions on this :>
Have a nice day!
Alberu: All those in favor of murdering Umbridge and making it look like an accident?
*Everyone who has ever met Umbridge or Cale*: I! *aggressive hand raising*
Ron: Great, I'll take care of her :)
Cale *tied up in a comfortable chair*: wait wait-
Eruhaben: If Cale jumped off a cliff-
Choi han: Yes.
Eruhaben: ....
Eruhaben: I should have expected this.
Cale *Walking into the room*: What are you kids doing?
Raon *writing on the bottom of a 5 foot long scroll*: writing down what we want from Santa!
Ohn *Writing on a slightly shorter scroll*: Yes Nya! He's giving it away for free right?
Hong *picking up his stacks of paper*: I don't think this'll fit in a letter..
Cale *Feeling really proud all of a sudden*: I see..
Cale *also remembering its his turn to get the gifts*: '...I'll stick it on Hans or Ron..'
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Oh I just got a fic idea
Cale deciding to choose gifts for his family friends personally because he gets to spoil them without getting the 'thank you but I feel sad that you definitely didn't get anything for yourself' look.
Glenn: we never should have come in this mansion..
Bud: no guts, no glory
Glenn: you ever scared of anything??
Bud: yep, dying alone
Bud: that's why I brought you here
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I've hit a writers block ;-;
I think I'll be taking a break from uploading for a short while. Probably like one-two weeks
Alberu*Staring off into space*: Rosalyn made the mistake of giving me magically enhanced makeup.
Alberu: So now no one knows I haven't slept in 72 hours.
Alberu: ...In hindsight, maybe this wasn't the best idea-
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