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Warrior Cats Audiobooks, but every time someone says "Sandstorm" (after she gets renamed from Sandpaw), a small piece of Darude's Sandstorm plays faintly in the background

#I feel like people have made this joke somewhere before #erin hunter warriors #warriors cats #warriors books

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silently rebelling by adding double the toppings on each burger i get to assemble

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#As an american who is chill with the cheeseburger stereotype I am so fucking proud of you #I apologize for the election but I will not apologize for American cheeseburgers #I will also apologize on behalf of shitty Americans in other countries

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Have you ever just wanted to rip your body apart painlessly

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Guess who finally sat down and finished watching Hamilton after putting it off for ten years

#WHY AM I CRYING OVER A RAP/MUSICAL???#hamilton musical #Good God why don't you cut apart my soul and have it with some jam while you're at it #I'm not okay #“it's not historically accurate!!!” I DON'T CARE THAT RAW EMOTION WAS WAY TOO DAMN REAL TO BE CONSIDERED ACTING

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WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN THERE WAS A THIRD LITTLE MERMAID MOVIE

#WHY AM I LIKE THIS #I thought there was just the second one with ariel's daughter?????#wtf

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God Toby Fox is going to have a blast watching the divorce rate suddenly skyrocket due to this year's election

#And I am too!#Ladies divorce them NOW before it becomes illegal or some shit #I wish all women married to trumpers a very Happy Divorce and Restraining Order #Fuck 'em up girlies

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#ohhh this is delightful #I'm so excited for the potential divorce rate spike #I love it when the actions have unexpected consequences it's fantastic #I'm going to enjoy every second of grown men throwing tantrums over not thinking through their choices and facing the outcomes #Karma is so delicious

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This is why Dimitri lives in that boat in Sly 2 and not near his club.

(Sound/flashing warning)

#the shark plushie is the cherry on top of this #greasy sweet needs to greasy sleep too I guess #dimitri lousteau #animatic/video

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It's okay guys I'm still alive, just coping with fruity pebbles and zelda

#You know that “keep calm and carry on” nonsense from the early 2010s?#Yeah Imma try to do that #jokes on you Republicans - now I'm going to lock in for real this time #God and your moldy pumpkin man cannot save you from me #You can kill a person but you cannot kill a personality

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Never stop being kind. It’s what you have the power to do.

#“this too shall pass”

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This took 40 minutes to make on my phone please like it

Bonus Blank Template for you:

#today's the day #godspeed everyone

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Before the election tomorrow anybody wanna admit they have a crush on me-*explodes*

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I didnt know there were sly fans on here 🫣 heres a carmelita from last march!!!

#yayyyyy :3 #love the shading here #very comic book esque style

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fanart of my favorite ps2 game!? more likely than you think........

#I love that sly kind of looks like lupin in the top pic #something something “gangsta recognize gangsta”#cool art #sweet fanart

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Happy Birthday to Him:

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#godzilla #toho #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE KAIJU KING #movies #cinema #gojira #kaiju

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Jeopardy is like the Starbucks to Wheel of Fortune's Dunkin' Donuts

#posts I make when I'm a bit tipsy on red wine #tweetposts #this is about the American gameshows btw if it wasn't clear

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