Congratulatory Mayhem

Toxic Chaintober 2024 Day 30-31: Mayhem, Gratitude (Free Day)

(The stream starts, you can see Marx grinning ear to ear)

Wassup @/kirbyoctournament! The finals just concluded and now we’re celebrating the final four! Valfrey, Starstruck, Noir, and Rope MF! And I’m live at the party! - Marx

(Camera shows the party, which has groups of people talking and partying about, including Dokutaro, Valfrey, Rope MF and Okidogi who were listening to the rope facts that Rope MF was saying. Camera moves closer to this group)

This rope is…. That is… (rope rambling can be heard) - Rope MF

(Valfrey, Dokutaro and Okidogi can be seen taking notes as in the background, Uther is terrified. Marx moves on to the next group… Noir and Kieran)

So yer willin’ ta do anythin’ fer yer sister? Dang you got lucky you have a sister that doesn’t lie to you. - Kieran

… will it even matter if I’m the one who lied to keep her safe? I bet your sister lied to keep you safe, you seem impulsive to me anyway. - Noir

SHUT IT! SHE’S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO LIE TA ME! And Juliana just went along with it! They never planned ta tell me about the ogre! They saw her and didn’t even think ta tell me! - Kieran

… and you made a deal with the devil. Trust me, it never goes well. - Noir

Shut it! At least Dokutaro didn’t lie ta me! He didn’t right? - Kieran

(Noir doesn’t respond, he can’t think of anything to say to Kieran, and Marx decides to talk)

Yeah, I don’t think so. Try to think about what Noir said here, buddy. - Marx

(Uther finally moves toward Noir and Kieran but immediately pales when he sees Marx)

………****, it’s him! On second thought, byyyyyye! - Uther

… - Noir, Kieran and Marx

Well, uh um, moving on, bye you two… - Marx

(Marx moves again but this time heads towards Lady Celestine, Sir Arthur and Fecto Flora)

Haha hoot! The one time we defiled GSA property was fun, hoot! Are you feeling okay, Flora dear?- Lady Celestine

And it disturbed Sir Uther so much that he outright left! - Sir Arthur

Yes it did, hi guys! - Marx

Oh well hello there! Did you come to talk? - Lady Celestine

O-oh hey there… - Fecto Flora

Enjoying the party so far? - Marx

Yep! - Fecto Flora

Good to know! It’s for everyone anyway! - Marx

That’s true!~~ - ???

Huh? - Marx

(Camera then moves to reveal the speaker which was Fezandipiti, who was with Cosmo)

Yippipiti! Tis I! - Fezandipiti

Oh more company right Celty? - Sir Arthur

(Camera moves to see Celestine, who was talking to Munkidori)

I see, I see. Care for a cup of tea? - Lady Celestine

I don’t see why not. - Munkidori

Maybe I should excuse myself right now, bye! - Marx

(Static, then boots up again. This time showing Valfrey and Okidogi trying to tie Uther up with a rope, or chain in Okidogi’s case. Offscreen these comments can be heard: )

My rope should be used correctly! - Rope MF

Tie him up! Tie him up! - Marx

Go Oki! Show us why you’re the muscle of our group! - Dokutaro

Tie the lemon limed loser up! - Lady Celestine

(Camera still shows Valfrey and Okidogi, but this time they’re working together to capture Uther who somehow hasn’t run out of breath)

To the right! - Okidogi

And from the left! - Valfrey

And crisscross! - Okidogi & Valfrey

(It now shows Uther who was trapped in ropes and toxic chains, courtesy of Dokutaro and Rope MF)

Thank you, thank you! One and all! For supporting anti-Uther! Now does anyone have any ideas on what to do now that we caught him? - Marx

How about we make him… mochi dance? - Dokutaro

(Offscreen, Starstruck can be heard hosting a karaoke session)

Wanya! Let’s add some karaoke to this party! - Starstruck Dee

US! We want to karaoke! - Marx

(Static, then boots up again to reveal the gang belting out lyrics while Uther is dancing the chicken dance and and can only say mochi)

Don’t know where, don’t know when~ 🎵🎶 - Marx

But I know we’ll meet again, on some sunny day~ - Dokutaro

So why don’t we rewrite the stars~~ - Sir Arthur

Say that you’re made to be mine~~ - Lady Celestine

It’s no big deal, yeah no big deal! I feel at home in a place that shouldn’t be real - Valfrey

Wanya! It’s no big deal! - Starstruck Dee

I’m a heartstomper! - Fezandipiti

Stompin’ on hearts if you wanna get away - Munkidori

You’re gonna need a head start! - Okidogi

Mochi, Mochi! - Uther

(Static, then everyone can be seen on the camera)

Byyyyeee!! - everyone

Marx and Dokutaro’s Must Vote(and Not Vote) List!

//welp, I don’t know if this counts as propaganda, but if it is, enjoy their banter and recommendations. It’s also support propaganda (and non support propaganda for Sir Uther, but that’s because the guy’s punchable, sorry not sorry)

Propaganda for @kirbyoctournament