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𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚑𝚎𝚢, 𝚑𝚎𝚢

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Ask blog for Marx :D
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as promised, since @scooburst /temmie won the silly anon poll I will release the marriage certificate between Stanford cipher and bill cipher, the screenshots from the court day will be coming soon!

THAT WAS A REALLY FUNNY MOMENT!

TO THINK SIXER WAS SO EASILY FLATTERED! I MEAN, I KNEW THE GUY ALWAYS LIKED ME, BUT THIS WAS CERTAINLY OVERBOARD, EVEN FOR SOMEONE LIKE HIM! HAHAHAHAHAH!

W—W—Wh—

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOOK WHO FINALLY SHOWED UP!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, SIXER, CAN'T PROCESS THE FACT YOU MIGHT'VE CARED MORE THAN YOU LIKE TO ADMIT?

I—That’s not—My penmanship is far superior than that!

THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK, IQ!

BUT I CAN RESTORE THE MEMORIES IF YOU INSIST. THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME IS THAT DUMB METAL PLATE OF YOURS.

That’s not necessary—I…remember a bit. And that’s not how that happened! You were the one who dragged me to the courthouse, I said it was a bad idea!

IF YOU'RE SO SURE, THEN WHY DID YOU AGREE TO IT, HM?

JUST ADMIT IT, SIXER, YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKED ME. IT'S SO EMBARASSING FOR YOU! HAHAHAHAH!

I…I only slightly liked you, if anything! I was just trying to get you off my back! Why did you even ask to marry me in the first place?!

Oooohhhh incheresting! - Marx

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Anonymous asked:

Tsk, tsk Standord lying is bad >:[

*STANFORD CIPHER

There ya go, I fixed it.

THAT’S NOT IT EITHER!

Ughhhh the dimensional FBI says it is.

Also so does this.

*pulls out a time cop identification tool and types in STANFORD and it pulls up his dimensional ID:"STANFORD FILBRICK CIPHER"*

I got this from blendin btw.

Wow, kid! Nice job! - Marx

Marx, for everything good what the Titan?! - Dokutaro

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Dndshipping fanfic (TC!Kieran x Marcy Wu) (ft. Uther (being a bg character and being treated like he doesn’t exist lmao) & Valfrey)

Propaganda for @kirbyoctournament

Credits under the cut

“Y’know Kiki, I was wondering, when are ya going to confess to Marcy?” Marx asks Kieran while on the road to Mossfell Confluence. “Ngh! H-How do ya know?! That’s none of ya business!”

“But it is! Oh hey! Doku! Valfrey! Wait!” Marx calls out to the duo in front of them.

“Ack… there’s no stopping this jester..” Kieran sulks as he catches up with Marx. Soon, they took a break. Marx then pulls out a container from his hammerspace and looked at its contents. “Ohh! Wowie! Tomato juice and tomatoes! Oh some neat pancakes and some eggs!” he says as he throws some tomatoes at Uther, who was walking behind him.

“What?! Hey, I’m over here!” Uther yells into Marx’s ear, with the jester asking if anyone was beside him which Valfrey answered with, “It’s just a nobody.”

“Oh okay! Dig in people!” Marx says as they eat and wait for Marcy, who eventually arrived.

“I, Marcy Wu, have finally arrived. Oh hey, Kiwi!” she greeted everyone. “Heya, Mar-Mar! Let’s eat!” Marx says, then notices that Kieran was blushing, so he said, “Oh, and Marcy? Why not sit next to Kiki? I’m sure he’ll love it, right?”

“Sure, no problem! Also can you guys introduce me to your- wagh!” Marcy tripped on a rock. “Oh whoopsie, my bad.”

“Your cape is on fire.” Valfrey bluntly points out, and Marcy immediately takes it off and extinguishes it herself. “Note to self: I need non-flammable capes.” she mumbles then looks at the group saying, “Now can you guys introduce me to the gang?”

“Ehehe, sure no problem. The one with the butterfly wings and swag is Valfrey, the basketball near Marx is Uther.” Kieran points out each person as he speaks.

“Hiya, everyone! I’m-“ she tries to introduce herself but Dokutaro cut her off.

“Marcy Wu. Yes, we know. Kieran does nothing but talk about you. He even has a crush on you.” Dokutaro says with Valfrey agreeing.

“Wait what?” she queries

“Yes. It’s true.” Valfrey said, and then also threw the tomato to Uther’s face. She looks at him and says, “Huh. Must’ve been the trash bin.”

“I exist y’know? Hello? Anyone here?” Uther says, knocking on Valfrey’s head with the lady swatting him away.

“Can anyone notice me? I’m not a nobody. I am Sir Uther, Leader of the GSA-!” Uther dramatically introduced himself only to be cut off by Valfrey.

“Yeah, yeah. His name is Sir Uther. Bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh. He’s very unimportant. Now get back to crushing on Kieran.”

Marcy just nods.

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quanblovk
Anonymous asked:

can I bounce uther like a basketball and shoot hoops with him 🥺

*(This ask is an exception since it was made before the pinned post)

WHY YES YOU CAN!

Introducing: The Sir Uther Pendragon printed Basketball! Complete with his distinguished face and shiny crystal eyes!

You can bounce him, dribble him, put him under a hydraulic press! Run him over with a car! Pour spoilt milk on him and even MORE!

Watch as our very founding father demonstrate how one would typically handle this prized item in a simple basketball game!

Aaaand HE'S CLOSIN' IN! HE'S GONNA SHOOT FOR IT!-

BUT WHAT'S THIS?!

SIR MORDRED COMES IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!! A BRILLIANT TATIC!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 HE IS NOT RECOVERING FROM THIS ONE BOYS‼️‼️‼️‼️

(The council submits their Anti-Uther propaganda to @kirbyoctournament )

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Ahahahahha!! Sir Mordred with the steel chair!!! Hahahhhahahahahahahha! Hooly shiit! I can’t stop! - Marx
Any anti Uther propaganda is acceptable to me. - Dokutaro

//Ayo, mod. You have a fan now.

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paldeatrio
Anonymous asked:

(To Sada)

He abused Arven. Here, I'll show you my phone.

Wizard Anon shows her the posts

Also he might hate me lol

(Wizard anon this is for you. You can reblog and reply to this if you like!)

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wizard-anon2

A lot.

Do you want a knife?

(Marx appears holding a knife and a Dark Matter imbued fishbone)

I’ll provide it @wizard-anon2! With free fishbones!

Now, who're you?

I seem to vaguely recognize you...

Probably met ya already. Doku’s verse. Name’s Marx! But do you want the knife and Dark Matter fishbone?

Yes, please. I recognize you from Doku's universe, but I don't think we've met face to face!

I suppose that’s true. By the way, do send more of those recent letters to him. He looks pissed! Kieran’s in stasis right now. I’m worried about the boy. And my delivery of Dark Matter fishbone and knife. Have it.

Well, now I'll double my efforts!

Wizard Anon takes the fishbone and knife.

Now, once we free Kieran, you're invited to my tower for your kindness.

I have all sorts of things there! It's where I keep my supplies and extra pokemon! Also where I sleep and do work. Also where I doomscroll Rotomblr.

Thanks! I’ll be there!

No problem! Here, call me using this paper if you ever want to talk. Just say the words on there, and I'll be there.

Wizard Anon hands Marx a paper with the spell nonA cigaM nommuS written on it.

No problem! I love your wings.

Once again, thank you.
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paldeatrio
Anonymous asked:

(To Sada)

He abused Arven. Here, I'll show you my phone.

Wizard Anon shows her the posts

Also he might hate me lol

(Wizard anon this is for you. You can reblog and reply to this if you like!)

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wizard-anon2

A lot.

Do you want a knife?

(Marx appears holding a knife and a Dark Matter imbued fishbone)

I’ll provide it @wizard-anon2! With free fishbones!

Now, who're you?

I seem to vaguely recognize you...

Probably met ya already. Doku’s verse. Name’s Marx! But do you want the knife and Dark Matter fishbone?

Yes, please. I recognize you from Doku's universe, but I don't think we've met face to face!

I suppose that’s true. By the way, do send more of those recent letters to him. He looks pissed! Kieran’s in stasis right now. I’m worried about the boy. And my delivery of Dark Matter fishbone and knife. Have it.
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Anonymous asked:

ey Daroach, you are aware that there is an alternative universe out there called 'Dreamy Gear' where you live in a Steampunk world as a Café Owner and part time thief. What would you do if you ever met your counterpart from that world?

Hmmm? No, not at all, it seems interesting. Tell me more. Maybe get some tips from him and give him some of my tips.

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Welcome!

Hey, hey, hey!

Greetings

It's not just Marx, Dokutaro is also here!

Characters available for asks

Marx

Dokutaro

Rules:

  1. No indecent asks allowed. No asks about the birds and the bees nor any asks about fetishes or gore will be entertained. 18+ shit won't be tolerated here.
  2. Try to keep the swearing at the minimum, we don’t want to have a curse word spree in here, do we?
  3. You are allowed to give Marx and Dokutaro ideas on how to annoy people (like @//quanblovk’s Sir Uther or @//the-boy-and-the-poison-puppeteer’s Dokukieran). BUT keep it decent please. 
  4. Do not try to ask Marx ( or anyone for the matter) to do acts of terrorism, it will be immediately deleted.
  5. Feedback is always welcome!
  6. The legendary pokemon are able to talk. (Terapagos is a baby so he’ll be a bit limited in speech)
  7. Star Mail or Pelipper Mail is fine. Just tell who it’s for. Kirby will eat it otherwise
  8. Don't give the characters diagnosis' on their mental. (in short, not calling them narcissist etc. etc.
  9. Any asks breaking these rules will immediately be dededeleted (no, not a typo).
  10. That should be all! Have fun asking :DD - Da rat that makes all da rulez= Daroach

Tags Guide

#jester’s in! - Marx’s responses

#just peachy - Dokutaro’s responses

#stellar speaking - Mod speaking

#fishbone shenanigans - any fishbone from Noir related shenanigans (Noir belongs to @desultory-novice)

#tournament interviews - any tournament interactions

#kirby oc tournament shenanigans - any propaganda/anti propaganda given by Marx and Dokutaro

#tournament’s on! - all poll reblogs from the kirby oc tournament

//placing the old photo here bc I’m proud of it :DD

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