Fowd! Youwr awawke!
[Ford! You’re awake!]
Youw pwobabwy dwidnt gwet mwy nowte nyow dat I twink abwout iwt-
[You probably didn’t get my note now that I think about it-]
…Dwo youw know whewre I cwan gwet sowme PJs?
[…Do you know where I can get some PJs?]
Er, no. I don’t exactly have clothes to spare here. What was it you wanted to discuss with me?
🕆︎⬥︎❍︎❍︎❍︎❍︎📫︎
✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ◻︎⬥︎□︎♌︎♋︎♌︎⬥︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎⬥︎■︎⧫︎ ◆︎⬥︎■︎♎︎♏︎⬥︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ ❍︎⬥︎♏︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♏︎♍︎□︎⬥︎♎︎♏︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ⬥︎♏︎⬥︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ⬥︎♏︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎🙵📬︎ ♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ❍︎⬥︎♋︎♎︎♏︎ ♍︎□︎◻︎⬥︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎
*He hands Ford a small drive*
I can understand you just fine. I’m something of a polyglot.
Well, what sort of low-tier blackmail is this? [Ford takes the drive] Even inebriated, I still have my sense. What would I have to be worried about besides from an embarrassing lack of coordination?
💧︎□︎⬥︎⬥︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ❍︎⬥︎♓︎⬧︎◻︎⬥︎□︎🙵♏︎📫︎
🕈︎♏︎⬥︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♋︎⬥︎⧫︎♏︎ ♎︎♋︎ ❍︎◆︎⬧︎♒︎⬥︎□︎□︎❍︎⬧︎✏︎ ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎⬥︎❖︎♏︎ ❖︎⬥︎♓︎♎︎⬥︎♏︎□︎⬧︎ □︎⬥︎♐︎ ♎︎♋︎⧫︎✏︎
✌︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ⬥︎♋︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ◻︎□︎⬥︎⍓︎♑︎⬥︎□︎⧫︎✍︎
A…A polyglot is someone who knows and…speaks several languages.
How…how many copies did you say you had again?
✋︎ ♐︎□︎⬥︎♑︎□︎⬥︎⧫︎ ♎︎♋︎ ♏︎⌧︎⬥︎♋︎♍︎⧫︎ ■︎◆︎⬥︎❍︎♌︎♏︎⬥︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♋︎⬥︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♏︎■︎📫︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎✍︎
🕈︎♒︎⍓︎ ♎︎⬥︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎🙵✍︎
[Ford pales]
What….exactly did you record?
✋︎⬥︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ❍︎⬥︎♓︎⌧︎ □︎⬥︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♌︎⬥︎♏︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎⬥︎●︎ ❍︎⬥︎◆︎⬧︎📫︎♏︎⍓︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎⑤︎ ◆︎⬥︎❍︎❍︎❍︎❍︎📫︎
*He shifts uncomfortably and stops making eye contact with Ford*
It’s…..not what it looks like. Whatever it is—which I don’t know what it is because why would I have any idea what it is when it never happened? In fact, you should probably dispose of the tapes completely! I heard rumors about cursed videocassettes and while I can’t be sure that’s exactly what we’re dealing with here, you can never be too sure! This is Gravity Falls after all—weirder things have happened! I wouldn’t exactly want to put your safety at risk over some frivolous, er, ah, nonsense that I’m not completely sure you even remember correctly. And I could give you something in exchange…Any creative invention you need worked on? Would you perhaps be interested in that?—I mean—that, uh, of course wasn’t meant as a bribe or anything! Why would I need to bribe you when I have nothing to hide? My conscious is completely clear. Er….Actually—This miniature drive seems to have some cracks on its exterior, perhaps it’s faulty? Maybe you should give me another copy so I can fully review it, if that’s what you’d like. Give you my full opinion! And maybe a few twenty or so extra copies alongside it because these are really so fragile and I’m a tad clumsy with these matters. Not that I would break them, of course, they would be perfectly safe in my hands! And when I say copy, I mean already existing ones, you don’t have to go through the trouble of replicating more…As a matter of fact…why have you already even gone through the trouble? Almost as if you’re planning on distributing it or something! That’s ridiculous though, you would never do such a thing. We have something of a genuine respect between the two of us, isn’t that right? See, you have your interesting manner of speaking and I have my Polydactyly—We’re two peas in a pod! So why would I have to worry about that?—Right…? Not that I was worried! Of course not—Gods, am I rambling? I feel like I’m rambling.
👍︎✌︎🕈︎☹︎💣︎ 👎︎⚐︎🕈︎☠︎📫︎
✋︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎■︎□︎⑤︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬥︎■︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎⬥︎□︎ ◆︎⬥︎⬧︎♏︎ ♎︎♏︎❍︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎ ♌︎⬥︎♋︎♍︎🙵❍︎♋︎♓︎⬥︎●︎ ♋︎⬥︎⧫︎ ♐︎◆︎⬥︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎⑤︎ ✋︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎■︎□︎ ☞︎□︎⬥︎♎︎📬︎
✌︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ♋︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ □︎⬥︎🙵♋︎⍓︎✍︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♎︎⬥︎♓︎♎︎ 🙵♓︎⬥︎■︎♎︎♋︎ ⬥︎♋︎❍︎♌︎⬥︎♏︎ ♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ 🙵⬥︎♏︎◻︎⧫︎ ♍︎♒︎⬥︎♋︎■︎♑︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♋︎⬥︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎♍︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♓︎🙵♏︎📫︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♏︎■︎⧫︎⍓︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♓︎❍︎♏︎⬧︎✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎❒︎ ♒︎♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎⬧︎ ♋︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎⬥︎♋︎⬥︎⍓︎ ⬧︎♒︎⬥︎♋︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎✏︎
CAN I GET A COPY? I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BUT I KNOW I WAS INVOLVED.
No—!
I mean…this has nothing to do with you. You must have confused your Fords around. Nothing to see here! So you can simply…go now! Shoo shoo! Not that I’m forcing you along, or I am but not because I’m hiding anything! Why would you even think that in the first place? Er—I only mentioned that because you sounded suspicious, not that there was anything to be suspicious about! Everything’s normal! Goodbye forever! Well not forever—hopefully forever because I don’t want to see you again, but that’s not because I have a history with you or something just that you’re Bill. And that’s terrible, but I think that’s clear! You already got it! It didn’t really require my explanation—
…I’ll stop talking now.
*secretly recording this whole thing*
A-Are you recording me?! Nothing to see here! Stop it!
ah, yes, thats great!
keep doin that, fordsy, and ill have the perfect blackmail!
maybe ill even send it to bill later...
Don’t call me that—!
what, fordsy?
why not?
remind you of someone?
perhaps a certain triangle that you willingly kissed when you were high on gay shrooms?
yeah, i think ill keep calling you fordsy-
STOP TALKING.
with all the pure gold youre giving me in reactions?
nah, i dont think i will
youre just digging yourself a deeper pit here, sixer
[Ford covers his face with his hands]
Be a nuisance at someone else’s expense. I’m a little occupied right now.
but im getting so much good content to give to the boss!
why leave now when things are just getting good?
oh, who am i kidding, its all good content!
“Boss”?
…Keep Cipher out of this! Give me that—Give me that camera already!
[He grabs at the camera, trying to wrestle it out of their hands]
He isn’t seeing any part of this—!
HEY SIXER! GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH A CERTAIN NEAT LITTLE TAPEEE~
[Ford pales]
You’re bluffing—You don’t have anything.
OH, IS THAT SO? I WONDER WHAT THIS IS, THEN.
[He takes out the tape with Ford's reactions]
…….
[Ford jumps at Bill and tries to grab the tape]
GIVE ME THAT!
[Bill had anticipated it, so he moves a step aside] NUH UH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “NUH UH”?! GIVE IT TO ME!
[Ford tries to grab at Bill again. It’s not very graceful, but it has a lot of energy]
[He dodges once again like a Mary Sue]
HAHAHAHAH! OH MAN, THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING! YOU'RE EVEN EXTRA PATHETIC RIGHT NOW!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, FORDSIE, CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE CONFRONTATION?
Hey, Bill! Think you could give me an extra copy of that? It's utterly hilarious to watch! - Marx
