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𝙷𝚎𝚢, 𝚑𝚎𝚢, 𝚑𝚎𝚢

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Ask blog for Marx :D
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Welcome!

Hey, hey, hey!

Greetings

It's not just Marx, Dokutaro is also here!

Characters available for asks

Marx

Dokutaro

Rules:

  1. No indecent asks allowed. No asks about the birds and the bees nor any asks about fetishes or gore will be entertained. 18+ shit won't be tolerated here.
  2. Try to keep the swearing at the minimum, we don’t want to have a curse word spree in here, do we?
  3. You are allowed to give Marx and Dokutaro ideas on how to annoy people (like @//quanblovk’s Sir Uther or @//the-boy-and-the-poison-puppeteer’s Dokukieran). BUT keep it decent please. 
  4. Do not try to ask Marx ( or anyone for the matter) to do acts of terrorism, it will be immediately deleted.
  5. Feedback is always welcome!
  6. The legendary pokemon are able to talk. (Terapagos is a baby so he’ll be a bit limited in speech)
  7. Star Mail or Pelipper Mail is fine. Just tell who it’s for. Kirby will eat it otherwise
  8. Don't give the characters diagnosis' on their mental. (in short, not calling them narcissist etc. etc.
  9. Any asks breaking these rules will immediately be dededeleted (no, not a typo).
  10. That should be all! Have fun asking :DD - Da rat that makes all da rulez= Daroach

Tags Guide

#jester’s in! - Marx’s responses

#just peachy - Dokutaro’s responses

#stellar speaking - Mod speaking

#fishbone shenanigans - any fishbone from Noir related shenanigans (Noir belongs to @desultory-novice)

#tournament interviews - any tournament interactions

#kirby oc tournament shenanigans - any propaganda/anti propaganda given by Marx and Dokutaro

#tournament’s on! - all poll reblogs from the kirby oc tournament

//placing the old photo here bc I’m proud of it :DD

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Congratulatory Mayhem

Toxic Chaintober 2024 Day 30-31: Mayhem, Gratitude (Free Day)

(The stream starts, you can see Marx grinning ear to ear)

Wassup @/kirbyoctournament! The finals just concluded and now we’re celebrating the final four! Valfrey, Starstruck, Noir, and Rope MF! And I’m live at the party! - Marx

(Camera shows the party, which has groups of people talking and partying about, including Dokutaro, Valfrey, Rope MF and Okidogi who were listening to the rope facts that Rope MF was saying. Camera moves closer to this group)

This rope is…. That is… (rope rambling can be heard) - Rope MF

(Valfrey, Dokutaro and Okidogi can be seen taking notes as in the background, Uther is terrified. Marx moves on to the next group… Noir and Kieran)

So yer willin’ ta do anythin’ fer yer sister? Dang you got lucky you have a sister that doesn’t lie to you. - Kieran

… will it even matter if I’m the one who lied to keep her safe? I bet your sister lied to keep you safe, you seem impulsive to me anyway. - Noir

SHUT IT! SHE’S THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO LIE TA ME! And Juliana just went along with it! They never planned ta tell me about the ogre! They saw her and didn’t even think ta tell me! - Kieran

… and you made a deal with the devil. Trust me, it never goes well. - Noir

Shut it! At least Dokutaro didn’t lie ta me! He didn’t right? - Kieran

(Noir doesn’t respond, he can’t think of anything to say to Kieran, and Marx decides to talk)

Yeah, I don’t think so. Try to think about what Noir said here, buddy. - Marx

(Uther finally moves toward Noir and Kieran but immediately pales when he sees Marx)

………****, it’s him! On second thought, byyyyyye! - Uther

… - Noir, Kieran and Marx

Well, uh um, moving on, bye you two… - Marx

(Marx moves again but this time heads towards Lady Celestine, Sir Arthur and Fecto Flora)

Haha hoot! The one time we defiled GSA property was fun, hoot! Are you feeling okay, Flora dear?- Lady Celestine

And it disturbed Sir Uther so much that he outright left! - Sir Arthur

Yes it did, hi guys! - Marx

Oh well hello there! Did you come to talk? - Lady Celestine

O-oh hey there… - Fecto Flora

Enjoying the party so far? - Marx

Yep! - Fecto Flora

Good to know! It’s for everyone anyway! - Marx

That’s true!~~ - ???

Huh? - Marx

(Camera then moves to reveal the speaker which was Fezandipiti, who was with Cosmo)

Yippipiti! Tis I! - Fezandipiti

Oh more company right Celty? - Sir Arthur

(Camera moves to see Celestine, who was talking to Munkidori)

I see, I see. Care for a cup of tea? - Lady Celestine

I don’t see why not. - Munkidori

Maybe I should excuse myself right now, bye! - Marx

(Static, then boots up again. This time showing Valfrey and Okidogi trying to tie Uther up with a rope, or chain in Okidogi’s case. Offscreen these comments can be heard: )

My rope should be used correctly! - Rope MF

Tie him up! Tie him up! - Marx

Go Oki! Show us why you’re the muscle of our group! - Dokutaro

Tie the lemon limed loser up! - Lady Celestine

(Camera still shows Valfrey and Okidogi, but this time they’re working together to capture Uther who somehow hasn’t run out of breath)

To the right! - Okidogi

And from the left! - Valfrey

And crisscross! - Okidogi & Valfrey

(It now shows Uther who was trapped in ropes and toxic chains, courtesy of Dokutaro and Rope MF)

Thank you, thank you! One and all! For supporting anti-Uther! Now does anyone have any ideas on what to do now that we caught him? - Marx

How about we make him… mochi dance? - Dokutaro

(Offscreen, Starstruck can be heard hosting a karaoke session)

Wanya! Let’s add some karaoke to this party! - Starstruck Dee

US! We want to karaoke! - Marx

(Static, then boots up again to reveal the gang belting out lyrics while Uther is dancing the chicken dance and and can only say mochi)

Don’t know where, don’t know when~ 🎵🎶 - Marx

But I know we’ll meet again, on some sunny day~ - Dokutaro

So why don’t we rewrite the stars~~ - Sir Arthur

Say that you’re made to be mine~~ - Lady Celestine

It’s no big deal, yeah no big deal! I feel at home in a place that shouldn’t be real - Valfrey

Wanya! It’s no big deal! - Starstruck Dee

I’m a heartstomper! - Fezandipiti

Stompin’ on hearts if you wanna get away - Munkidori

You’re gonna need a head start! - Okidogi

Mochi, Mochi! - Uther

(Static, then everyone can be seen on the camera)

Byyyyeee!! - everyone

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Anonymous asked:

Fowd! Youwr awawke!

[Ford! You’re awake!]

Youw pwobabwy dwidnt gwet mwy nowte nyow dat I twink abwout iwt-

[You probably didn’t get my note now that I think about it-]

…Dwo youw know whewre I cwan gwet sowme PJs?

[…Do you know where I can get some PJs?]

Er, no. I don’t exactly have clothes to spare here. What was it you wanted to discuss with me?

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🕆︎⬥︎❍︎❍︎❍︎❍︎📫︎

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*He hands Ford a small drive*

I can understand you just fine. I’m something of a polyglot.

Well, what sort of low-tier blackmail is this? [Ford takes the drive] Even inebriated, I still have my sense. What would I have to be worried about besides from an embarrassing lack of coordination?

💧︎□︎⬥︎⬥︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ❍︎⬥︎♓︎⬧︎◻︎⬥︎□︎🙵♏︎📫︎

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✌︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ⬥︎♋︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ◻︎□︎⬥︎⍓︎♑︎⬥︎□︎⧫︎✍︎

A…A polyglot is someone who knows and…speaks several languages.

How…how many copies did you say you had again?

✋︎ ♐︎□︎⬥︎♑︎□︎⬥︎⧫︎ ♎︎♋︎ ♏︎⌧︎⬥︎♋︎♍︎⧫︎ ■︎◆︎⬥︎❍︎♌︎♏︎⬥︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♋︎⬥︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♏︎■︎📫︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎✍︎

🕈︎♒︎⍓︎ ♎︎⬥︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎🙵✍︎

[Ford pales]

What….exactly did you record?

✋︎⬥︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ❍︎⬥︎♓︎⌧︎ □︎⬥︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♌︎⬥︎♏︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎⬥︎●︎ ❍︎⬥︎◆︎⬧︎📫︎♏︎⍓︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎⑤︎ ◆︎⬥︎❍︎❍︎❍︎❍︎📫︎

*He shifts uncomfortably and stops making eye contact with Ford*

It’s…..not what it looks like. Whatever it is—which I don’t know what it is because why would I have any idea what it is when it never happened? In fact, you should probably dispose of the tapes completely! I heard rumors about cursed videocassettes and while I can’t be sure that’s exactly what we’re dealing with here, you can never be too sure! This is Gravity Falls after all—weirder things have happened! I wouldn’t exactly want to put your safety at risk over some frivolous, er, ah, nonsense that I’m not completely sure you even remember correctly. And I could give you something in exchange…Any creative invention you need worked on? Would you perhaps be interested in that?—I mean—that, uh, of course wasn’t meant as a bribe or anything! Why would I need to bribe you when I have nothing to hide? My conscious is completely clear. Er….Actually—This miniature drive seems to have some cracks on its exterior, perhaps it’s faulty? Maybe you should give me another copy so I can fully review it, if that’s what you’d like. Give you my full opinion! And maybe a few twenty or so extra copies alongside it because these are really so fragile and I’m a tad clumsy with these matters. Not that I would break them, of course, they would be perfectly safe in my hands! And when I say copy, I mean already existing ones, you don’t have to go through the trouble of replicating more…As a matter of fact…why have you already even gone through the trouble? Almost as if you’re planning on distributing it or something! That’s ridiculous though, you would never do such a thing. We have something of a genuine respect between the two of us, isn’t that right? See, you have your interesting manner of speaking and I have my Polydactyly—We’re two peas in a pod! So why would I have to worry about that?—Right…? Not that I was worried! Of course not—Gods, am I rambling? I feel like I’m rambling.

👍︎✌︎🕈︎☹︎💣︎ 👎︎⚐︎🕈︎☠︎📫︎

✋︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎■︎□︎⑤︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬥︎■︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎⬥︎□︎ ◆︎⬥︎⬧︎♏︎ ♎︎♏︎❍︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎ ♌︎⬥︎♋︎♍︎🙵❍︎♋︎♓︎⬥︎●︎ ♋︎⬥︎⧫︎ ♐︎◆︎⬥︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎⑤︎ ✋︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎■︎□︎ ☞︎□︎⬥︎♎︎📬︎

✌︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ♋︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ □︎⬥︎🙵♋︎⍓︎✍︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♎︎⬥︎♓︎♎︎ 🙵♓︎⬥︎■︎♎︎♋︎ ⬥︎♋︎❍︎♌︎⬥︎♏︎ ♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ 🙵⬥︎♏︎◻︎⧫︎ ♍︎♒︎⬥︎♋︎■︎♑︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♋︎⬥︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎♍︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♓︎🙵♏︎📫︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♏︎■︎⧫︎⍓︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♓︎❍︎♏︎⬧︎✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎❒︎ ♒︎♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎⬧︎ ♋︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎⬥︎♋︎⬥︎⍓︎ ⬧︎♒︎⬥︎♋︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎✏︎

CAN I GET A COPY? I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BUT I KNOW I WAS INVOLVED.

No—!

I mean…this has nothing to do with you. You must have confused your Fords around. Nothing to see here! So you can simply…go now! Shoo shoo! Not that I’m forcing you along, or I am but not because I’m hiding anything! Why would you even think that in the first place? Er—I only mentioned that because you sounded suspicious, not that there was anything to be suspicious about! Everything’s normal! Goodbye forever! Well not forever—hopefully forever because I don’t want to see you again, but that’s not because I have a history with you or something just that you’re Bill. And that’s terrible, but I think that’s clear! You already got it! It didn’t really require my explanation—

…I’ll stop talking now.

*secretly recording this whole thing*

A-Are you recording me?! Nothing to see here! Stop it!

ah, yes, thats great!

keep doin that, fordsy, and ill have the perfect blackmail!

maybe ill even send it to bill later...

Don’t call me that—!

what, fordsy?

why not?

remind you of someone?

perhaps a certain triangle that you willingly kissed when you were high on gay shrooms?

yeah, i think ill keep calling you fordsy-

with all the pure gold youre giving me in reactions?

nah, i dont think i will

youre just digging yourself a deeper pit here, sixer

[Ford covers his face with his hands]

Be a nuisance at someone else’s expense. I’m a little occupied right now.

but im getting so much good content to give to the boss!

why leave now when things are just getting good?

oh, who am i kidding, its all good content!

“Boss”?

Keep Cipher out of this! Give me that—Give me that camera already!

[He grabs at the camera, trying to wrestle it out of their hands]

He isn’t seeing any part of this—!

HEY SIXER! GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH A CERTAIN NEAT LITTLE TAPEEE~

[Ford pales]

You’re bluffing—You don’t have anything.

OH, IS THAT SO? I WONDER WHAT THIS IS, THEN.

[He takes out the tape with Ford's reactions]

…….

[Ford jumps at Bill and tries to grab the tape]

GIVE ME THAT!

[Bill had anticipated it, so he moves a step aside] NUH UH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “NUH UH”?! GIVE IT TO ME!

[Ford tries to grab at Bill again. It’s not very graceful, but it has a lot of energy]

[He dodges once again like a Mary Sue]

HAHAHAHAH! OH MAN, THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING! YOU'RE EVEN EXTRA PATHETIC RIGHT NOW!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, FORDSIE, CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE CONFRONTATION?

Hey, Bill! Think you could give me an extra copy of that? It's utterly hilarious to watch! - Marx

SURE THING, KID! HERE, HAVE A SPARE ONE, WE'VE GOT PLENTY TO FILL UP A BOTTOMLESS PIT!

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!

Yas queen! It’ll be a lot fun! - Marx

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Anonymous asked:

Fowd! Youwr awawke!

[Ford! You’re awake!]

Youw pwobabwy dwidnt gwet mwy nowte nyow dat I twink abwout iwt-

[You probably didn’t get my note now that I think about it-]

…Dwo youw know whewre I cwan gwet sowme PJs?

[…Do you know where I can get some PJs?]

Er, no. I don’t exactly have clothes to spare here. What was it you wanted to discuss with me?

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🕆︎⬥︎❍︎❍︎❍︎❍︎📫︎

✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ◻︎⬥︎□︎♌︎♋︎♌︎⬥︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎⬥︎■︎⧫︎ ◆︎⬥︎■︎♎︎♏︎⬥︎⬧︎⧫︎♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ ❍︎⬥︎♏︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♏︎♍︎□︎⬥︎♎︎♏︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ⬥︎♏︎⬥︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ⬥︎♏︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎🙵📬︎ ♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ❍︎⬥︎♋︎♎︎♏︎ ♍︎□︎◻︎⬥︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎

*He hands Ford a small drive*

I can understand you just fine. I’m something of a polyglot.

Well, what sort of low-tier blackmail is this? [Ford takes the drive] Even inebriated, I still have my sense. What would I have to be worried about besides from an embarrassing lack of coordination?

💧︎□︎⬥︎⬥︎⍓︎ ✋︎ ❍︎⬥︎♓︎⬧︎◻︎⬥︎□︎🙵♏︎📫︎

🕈︎♏︎⬥︎■︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♋︎⬥︎⧫︎♏︎ ♎︎♋︎ ❍︎◆︎⬧︎♒︎⬥︎□︎□︎❍︎⬧︎✏︎ ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎⬥︎❖︎♏︎ ❖︎⬥︎♓︎♎︎⬥︎♏︎□︎⬧︎ □︎⬥︎♐︎ ♎︎♋︎⧫︎✏︎

✌︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ⬥︎♋︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ◻︎□︎⬥︎⍓︎♑︎⬥︎□︎⧫︎✍︎

A…A polyglot is someone who knows and…speaks several languages.

How…how many copies did you say you had again?

✋︎ ♐︎□︎⬥︎♑︎□︎⬥︎⧫︎ ♎︎♋︎ ♏︎⌧︎⬥︎♋︎♍︎⧫︎ ■︎◆︎⬥︎❍︎♌︎♏︎⬥︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♓︎■︎🙵 ♋︎⬥︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♏︎■︎📫︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎✍︎

🕈︎♒︎⍓︎ ♎︎⬥︎□︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎🙵✍︎

[Ford pales]

What….exactly did you record?

✋︎⬥︎⧫︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ❍︎⬥︎♓︎⌧︎ □︎⬥︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♌︎⬥︎♏︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ♋︎⬥︎●︎ ❍︎⬥︎◆︎⬧︎📫︎♏︎⍓︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎⑤︎ ◆︎⬥︎❍︎❍︎❍︎❍︎📫︎

*He shifts uncomfortably and stops making eye contact with Ford*

It’s…..not what it looks like. Whatever it is—which I don’t know what it is because why would I have any idea what it is when it never happened? In fact, you should probably dispose of the tapes completely! I heard rumors about cursed videocassettes and while I can’t be sure that’s exactly what we’re dealing with here, you can never be too sure! This is Gravity Falls after all—weirder things have happened! I wouldn’t exactly want to put your safety at risk over some frivolous, er, ah, nonsense that I’m not completely sure you even remember correctly. And I could give you something in exchange…Any creative invention you need worked on? Would you perhaps be interested in that?—I mean—that, uh, of course wasn’t meant as a bribe or anything! Why would I need to bribe you when I have nothing to hide? My conscious is completely clear. Er….Actually—This miniature drive seems to have some cracks on its exterior, perhaps it’s faulty? Maybe you should give me another copy so I can fully review it, if that’s what you’d like. Give you my full opinion! And maybe a few twenty or so extra copies alongside it because these are really so fragile and I’m a tad clumsy with these matters. Not that I would break them, of course, they would be perfectly safe in my hands! And when I say copy, I mean already existing ones, you don’t have to go through the trouble of replicating more…As a matter of fact…why have you already even gone through the trouble? Almost as if you’re planning on distributing it or something! That’s ridiculous though, you would never do such a thing. We have something of a genuine respect between the two of us, isn’t that right? See, you have your interesting manner of speaking and I have my Polydactyly—We’re two peas in a pod! So why would I have to worry about that?—Right…? Not that I was worried! Of course not—Gods, am I rambling? I feel like I’m rambling.

👍︎✌︎🕈︎☹︎💣︎ 👎︎⚐︎🕈︎☠︎📫︎

✋︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎■︎□︎⑤︎ ✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬥︎■︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎⬥︎□︎ ◆︎⬥︎⬧︎♏︎ ♎︎♏︎❍︎ ♋︎⬥︎⬧︎ ♌︎⬥︎♋︎♍︎🙵❍︎♋︎♓︎⬥︎●︎ ♋︎⬥︎⧫︎ ♐︎◆︎⬥︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♌︎⬥︎◆︎⧫︎⑤︎ ✋︎ ♎︎⬥︎◆︎■︎■︎□︎ ☞︎□︎⬥︎♎︎📬︎

✌︎⬥︎⬧︎□︎ ♋︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ □︎⬥︎🙵♋︎⍓︎✍︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎ ♎︎⬥︎♓︎♎︎ 🙵♓︎⬥︎■︎♎︎♋︎ ⬥︎♋︎❍︎♌︎⬥︎♏︎ ♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎ 🙵⬥︎♏︎◻︎⧫︎ ♍︎♒︎⬥︎♋︎■︎♑︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎♋︎⬥︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎♍︎⬧︎ ⬥︎♓︎🙵♏︎📫︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♏︎■︎⧫︎⍓︎ ⧫︎⬥︎♓︎❍︎♏︎⬧︎✏︎ ✡︎□︎◆︎⬥︎❒︎ ♒︎♋︎⬥︎■︎♎︎⬧︎ ♋︎⬥︎❒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎⬥︎♋︎⬥︎⍓︎ ⬧︎♒︎⬥︎♋︎🙵♓︎■︎♑︎✏︎

CAN I GET A COPY? I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BUT I KNOW I WAS INVOLVED.

No—!

I mean…this has nothing to do with you. You must have confused your Fords around. Nothing to see here! So you can simply…go now! Shoo shoo! Not that I’m forcing you along, or I am but not because I’m hiding anything! Why would you even think that in the first place? Er—I only mentioned that because you sounded suspicious, not that there was anything to be suspicious about! Everything’s normal! Goodbye forever! Well not forever—hopefully forever because I don’t want to see you again, but that’s not because I have a history with you or something just that you’re Bill. And that’s terrible, but I think that’s clear! You already got it! It didn’t really require my explanation—

…I’ll stop talking now.

*secretly recording this whole thing*

A-Are you recording me?! Nothing to see here! Stop it!

ah, yes, thats great!

keep doin that, fordsy, and ill have the perfect blackmail!

maybe ill even send it to bill later...

Don’t call me that—!

what, fordsy?

why not?

remind you of someone?

perhaps a certain triangle that you willingly kissed when you were high on gay shrooms?

yeah, i think ill keep calling you fordsy-

with all the pure gold youre giving me in reactions?

nah, i dont think i will

youre just digging yourself a deeper pit here, sixer

[Ford covers his face with his hands]

Be a nuisance at someone else’s expense. I’m a little occupied right now.

but im getting so much good content to give to the boss!

why leave now when things are just getting good?

oh, who am i kidding, its all good content!

“Boss”?

Keep Cipher out of this! Give me that—Give me that camera already!

[He grabs at the camera, trying to wrestle it out of their hands]

He isn’t seeing any part of this—!

HEY SIXER! GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH A CERTAIN NEAT LITTLE TAPEEE~

[Ford pales]

You’re bluffing—You don’t have anything.

OH, IS THAT SO? I WONDER WHAT THIS IS, THEN.

[He takes out the tape with Ford's reactions]

…….

[Ford jumps at Bill and tries to grab the tape]

GIVE ME THAT!

[Bill had anticipated it, so he moves a step aside] NUH UH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “NUH UH”?! GIVE IT TO ME!

[Ford tries to grab at Bill again. It’s not very graceful, but it has a lot of energy]

[He dodges once again like a Mary Sue]

HAHAHAHAH! OH MAN, THIS IS SO ENTERTAINING! YOU'RE EVEN EXTRA PATHETIC RIGHT NOW!

WHAT'S THE MATTER, FORDSIE, CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE CONFRONTATION?

Hey, Bill! Think you could give me an extra copy of that? It's utterly hilarious to watch! - Marx

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Talks in Twilight

Toxic Chaintober 2024 Day 25-29: Dog, Monkey, Pheasant, Revival, and Twilight

(Video starts up)

Hey, hey, hey everyone! Tis’ I Marx! @kirbyoctournament voters, listen up, cuz I’m going to tell you who to vote in the finals in both the Second Chance and the Mainline tournament! Doku’s joinin’ me here on the spot! - Marx

(Camera switches focus to another direction, this time showing Dokutaro)

Reasons on why you should vote Valfrey: she’s filled with swag, she’s a cool girl and they will not hesitate to put Uther in his place in hell. And they’re my friend, so if you vote for them, I’ll give you a special mochi, not poisonous mind you. - Dokutaro

(Offscreen, Uther can be heard yelling and Marx comments on the last statement from Doku with the camera going back to him)

Oh wow… a threat… anywho, wowee, the twilight’s amazing eh? Speaking of twilight, which is the transition between the day and the night, vote for Noir Fontaine, a sad and traumatized boy. Reason? He has my full respect. Plus, I am looking forward to the Director’s Cut of his world. This one’s to you Cosmo, this kid better get to college, I swear to Titan! It would also help him and his confidence if he wins! I know right? Holy Ti- issat the Loyal 3?! - Marx

(Camera moves to see the Loyal 3, Okidogi, Munkidori and Fezandipiti, all revived and alive)

Sup, Boss? - Okidogi

Hey, Boss. - Munkidori

You better haven’t forgotten us. - Fezandipiti

(Camera moves to Dokutaro, who had opened his shell, crying)

… you’re.. you’re aliveandIdon’t.. I’m sorry - Dokutaro

(All three move to the camera’s view to comfort Dokutaro, then they see that Doku was filming something with Marx, and notices the next line that he was supposed to say, and Okidogi picks it up then looks at the camera saying the line and adding something of his own)

You better live up to Noir’s threat and send these kids to college or I’ll bash your skulls! Buy those signs and get Noir to win! - Okidogi

Well, this stream isn’t stopping anytime soon folks! Speaking of revivals and death, vote Valfrey, and get Uther down to hell! - Marx

Any Uther is wicked, as that is how the tales go - Munkidori

(The camera moves to Fezandipiti, who is seen on Cosmo’s stand, luring people to him [Cosmo], and even bought a sign that said “Vote For Noir!” with a drawing of the boy)

Buy now everyone! Not only will this help Noir’s votes to rise but also assist him and his siblings in going to college~~! For only 20 star coins each! - Fezandipiti

Our surprise guests have shown why you should vote Noir and Valfrey! So see you all soon! - Marx

(Video ends)

//credits under the cut

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Anonymous asked:

HOOPA MAIL

A portal opens up in front of you, and a hand comes out of it, holding a box containing...

A piano!

(Marx is seen playing the piano with his wings' claws, singing)

Don't know where, don't know when~~ but I know we'll meet again on some suunny day!~~ - Marx

You do not have enough patience to learn how to play that thing. And don't tell me it's natural talent. - Dokutaro

(Marx slams the keys, thankfully the piano isn't broken, and releases a loud "Beng")

Yeah? Well scales are BORING! - Marx

I can tell... - Dokutaro

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Anonymous asked:

Gruncle Ford, why are you on a leash in your pfp 😭

…What. How do you—change this dratted thing?

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THAT'S THE FUN PART— YOU DON'T! YOU'RE STUCK BEING CHAINED TO ME FOREVER, SUCKER! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ouch. That must suuuuck! - Marx

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HOOPA MAIL Because we're doing everything from the 100 follower poll thing now

Until October 22nd 2024, midnight GMT, anyone who reblogs this will recieve LITERALLY ANYTHING, and by that I mean I'll pick something to send you.

It can be something useful, useless, a Deus Ex Machina for whatever problem you're in right now, or just a rabid Pachirisu with a butcher's knife. The possibilities are endless! Don't worry I won't try to (intentionally) harm you guys, I'll probably just pick what I think has the funniest outcome.

//OOC: If you don't have your askbox open or mentions turned on there's no way for me to send you the item and, unfortunately, your reblog will just be ignored. //Also if you reblog this from a non-rp blog I'll just send you the item based off of vibes.

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MYTHICAL POKÉMON ASK GAME

  • Mew - Are you proud of your origins?
  • Celebi - Is there anything you'd like to change in the past?
  • Jirachi - Do you consider yourself to be patient?
  • Deoxys - Do you consider yourself a resourceful person?
  • Manaphy - Do you easily get along with others?
  • Phione - Is there anything you just wanna punt to the moon?
  • Darkrai - What's your greatest fear?
  • Shaymin - What are you most grateful for?
  • Arceus - Out of all your achievements, which one makes you the proudest?
  • Victini - What's your philosophy in regards to winning?
  • Keldeo - Who do you trust the most?
  • Meloetta - Favorite song. NOW.
  • Genesect - What's your opinion on the most recent technological advancements?
  • Diancie - How easily do you get distracted?
  • Hoopa - Tell us something about yourself not many people know!
  • Volcanion - What would you go out of your way to erase from existence if you had the chance?
  • Magearna - Are you quick to run away from danger?
  • Marshadow - Do you know any martial arts?
  • Zeraora - What's your favorite sport?
  • Meltan - Which one is more important? Quality or quantity?
  • Melmetal - What's the most time you've invested into something? Was it worth it?
  • Zarude - Does anyone see you as a guardian figure?
  • Pecharunt - How easy/difficult is it for someone to convince you to do their bidding?

Bonus question: Shiinotic - What's the funniest thing that was caused by a misunderstanding?

Remember to send an ask to whoever you reblogged this from!

Gimme gimme!

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A Kirby OC Ask Game!

Thought I’d make one of these for people to reblog and send each other asks about their OCs. You can send a number or an emoji, I’ve included both for all of the asks here so people can send whatever is easier for them.

1. 🎮: What Kirby game or what point in the Kirby series timeline would your OC first appear?

2. 🤝: Does your OC have any important connections to any canon characters?

3. 🏠: Where does your OC live?

4. 🪄: Does your OC use magic? If they do, how did they gain their magical abilities?

5. 🍎: What are some foods that your OC enjoys eating?

6. 🗣️: If you could cast a voice actor to voice your OC who would you choose?

7. ❤️: What is your OC’s love language (Words of affirmation, Quality time, Physical touch, Receiving gifts, or Acts of service)?

8. 🏳️‍🌈: What is your OC’s sexual orientation?

9. 🪪: Does your OC go by a nickname? If they do, what is their full name?

10. 👑: Is your OC royalty?

11. 🗡️: What is your OC’s weapon of choice?

12. 💏: Is your OC in a relationship?

13. 🙅: Does your OC have any enemies?

14. 🍱: If your OC had a dish themed around them at the Kirby Cafe, what would it be?

15. 🧸: If your OC had any merchandise themed around them, what would it be?

16. 👶: Does your OC have children? If they don’t have any children, would they like to have some one day?

17. 🎨: What are your OC’s artistic skills? Are they a good artist or is art something that they struggle with?

18. 💎: Does your OC like to collect anything?

19. 🛒: If your OC owned a shop, what would they sell?

20. 🤫: Does your OC have any secrets?

21. 🃏: Is your OC a good liar, or is it easy for others to tell when they’re not being truthful?

22. 🪽: Can your OC fly? If they can fly, how do they do it?

23. 👍: What is your OC most proud of?

24. 🥺: What is your OC’s biggest regret?

25. ⭐️: If your OC got their own spinoff game what would it be about and what would the gameplay be like?

Gimmeeeee

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Another Kirby OC Ask Game!

Thought I’d make another one of these since everyone liked the first one so much! Here are some more Kirby OC asks. You can send a number or an emoji, whichever is easier.

1. 🎶: What is a song that you associate with your OC, and why do you associate it with them?

2. 🗣️: Does your OC speak more than one language? If they do, what languages do they speak and how did they learn them?

3. 🪐: Has your OC ever left their home planet? If so, what other planets have they visited?

4. 💖: Has your OC met Kirby? If they have, what is their relationship with him like?

5. 📚: What kinds of books would your OC like to read? Do they have a favorite genre?

6. 💼: Does your OC have a job? If they do, what is their job and do they enjoy it?

7. 🧙‍♂️: If your OC had armor and a weapon themed after them for Super Kirby Clash, which of the roles (Sword Hero, Hammer Lord, Doctor Healmore, or Beam Mage) would the armor and weapon be for and what would it look like?

8. 🦄: Is your OC the only one of their kind, or are there others like them?

9. 🪞: Does your OC have a mirror counterpart? If so, what is their mirror counterpart like?

10. 🫂: Is your OC a forgiving person, or do they tend to hold grudges?

11. 🐾: If there was a Forgotten Land copy ability upgrade themed after your OC, which ability would it be for? What would the hat for it look like and how would it upgrade the base ability?

12. 😢: Is your OC open with their emotions, or do they tend to keep their feelings bottled up inside?

13. 😱: What is one thing that your OC is afraid of, and why are they afraid of it?

14. 💍: Does your OC wear any jewelry? If so, is there any significant meaning behind their jewelry?

15. 🫶: Are there any canon characters that your OC ships/that your OC thinks would be a good couple? If so, has your OC ever tried to play matchmaker and set these characters up?

16. 📺: If the anime got a reboot or if there was another Kirby TV show, do you have any ideas for episodes that your OC could appear in? What would the plot be and what role would your OC play?

17. 🪦: Has your OC lost any family members/friends/anyone else that they were close to?

18. 🎬: Are there any characters from any cartoons/TV shows/movies/games/other media that remind you of your OC or that helped inspire you to make your OC? If so, what qualities do they share with your OC?

19. 💫: What is your OC’s favorite place to visit on Popstar?

20. 🥀: What is your OC’s favorite kind of flower/plant?

21. ⏳: How old is your OC? If they don’t have a specific numerical age, feel free to just give an age range instead (child, teen, young adult, older adult, etc.)

22. 👻: Has your OC ever been possessed or mind controlled? If yes, how did it happen?

23. 👊: What would a boss fight against your OC look like? What attacks would they use and why would they be fighting Kirby?

24. 😴: If your OC could pick one of the Star Allies Dream Friends to go on an adventure with them, who would they pick and why?

25. ⭐️: If your OC could pick a final weapon from any game to use (such as the Star Rod, Crystal Gun, Triple Star Cane, etc.) which one would they choose and why?

Gimme gimme

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