Could girls be friendzoned?
The secret behind the :3 emoticon.
These figurines, man. They’re quite detailed and risque.
Twitch boob streamers in a nutshell.
Never nuke a country twice.
According to the Multiverse Theory, there’s an alternate dimension that exists where your waifu knows you exist and loves you.
What the fuck did I just watch?
Pictures that are seemingly made for the NSFW-ish tag.
I’m in the mood for bread now for some reason.
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."
Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata.
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.