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ugh aoba seragaki never went to college and now he has five boyfriends three of which give him a free place to live and support him financially i think the lesson here is to drop out of college dye my hair blue get a talking fluffy purse dog and work at a junk shop until i’m 23 and wait for the sugar daddies to come pouring in

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

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tumblr user merasmus confirmed for communist scum

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when i see a cute boy

I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

me when people don’t reply to my messages

but soft

what grunge through yonder window breaks

“youve got male!” the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

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great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin

(hushed whisper) I hear her milkshake only brings like 2 to 3 boys to the yard on a GOOD day

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*