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@fyeahredeye / fyeahredeye.tumblr.com

Red Eye on FNC. Because tumblr can always use more witty, homoerotic late-night weirdness. Not affiliated with Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld, or anyone you care about. May contain traces of libertarianism and sick, sordid perversion. [status]
"" - TV's Andy Levy
"Oh dear." - Michael Moynihan
"so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news" - a confused blogger
"Welcome to Red Eye on Tumblr. We are few, but really fucking erotic."- bonerxtime
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2mamma2mia

i hate to crack wise abt anything related to the orlando shooting but?? surely right-wing media gurus locking lips as an anti-islam protest belongs on one of those “reasons 2016 isnt real” posts

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planetthorburn

Goodbye Red Eye iPhone case. You served me well in good times and bad.

Despite the deterioration of the artwork, I find the where it got scuffed to be surprisingly appropriate. The Red Eye logo, Greg and Bill all got scratched off. Only Andy remains…such as with the show now.

#NO..
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fyeahredeye

all credit to levytarian it’s just that i literally scream “OH mY god” every time i look at this and it’s even cuter out of context

so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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silarcta

So tumblr just recommended me a post about tumblr recommending a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

that ship…has sailed :’(

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fyeahredeye

SHUT UP, DONT MAKE ME CRY

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fyeahredeye

all credit to levytarian it’s just that i literally scream “OH mY god” every time i look at this and it’s even cuter out of context

so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

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silarcta

So tumblr just recommended me a post about tumblr recommending a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news

#REMEMBER THIS CLUSTERFUCK
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hobocarl
chickenoll asked:

we could make our own horoscope in rebellion. it would be like the great schism of bad horoscope posts

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hobocarl answered:

Aries: Sean Hannity

Taurus: Bret Baier

Gemini: Bill O’Reilly

Cancer: Gavin McInnes

Leo: Bill Schulz

Virgo: Laura Ingraham

Libra: Whatever the anti-Donald trump is. Alan Colmes or some shit.

Scorpio: Michael Moynihan

Sagittarius: Megyn Kelly

Capricorn: Dana Perino

Aquarius: Andy Levy

Pisces: Shepard Smith

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Hey fuck you man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

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hobocarl

horoscopes are real sweety ;)

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fyeahredeye
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so relieved to hear from the only taste-maker who really matters

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20 minutes into fox news and chill and he gives you this look

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