The Ties That Bind

Mephisto: I do a lot of global charity work. Famine relief. Disease control. I'm working to improve life expectancy and quality of life. Amara: You're the devil. Mephisto: Millions of people die of disease and hunger and other bad stuff. And they die young. It's very tragic. That kind of short horrible life gets them a direct pass upstairs. I help them live longer, better lives. Thus, I increase the chances of them doing terrible things and therefore qualifying for hell. Crazy, right? I do more good than UNICEF and they call me the devil. Amara: Huh... 

Doug: Don't say yes to anything. Don't agree to anything. Watch what you say to him. Think how it might be interpreted. He's all about lies. Don't use any phrases that leave loopholes for consequences or repercussions. Mephisto: It's a date, not a senate hearing. I'll have her back by midnight. After that, you know, be busy sacrificing virgins. ..Too soon for jokes? My bad.