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Someone died at work today. So a rather normal day at my work. He wasn’t a very kind man, but he was nice.

He is who made me realize the difference between kindness and selflessness vs niceness and politeness.

He was condescending to those who served him, when he could not serve himself, he expected special treatment for existing, but had no sympathy for those who truly needed more attention, and consistently made me work late, knowing I was taking care of my mom who had cancer (she’s okay now).

This isn’t the first asshole I’ve had die. Normally I feel for the family and move on.

Except his family is the same. His wife is the same. His kids are the same.

I have known this man for a year and a half. And I don’t feel sad that he’s dead. I don’t feel anything negative.

My genuine first thought was I wonder how that will affect my punch out time. I feel like I should feel terrible, but my coworkers mostly seem almost happy such an asshole is gone.

I will say this, he taught me valuable lessons. How to not be him. Be kind, because people may not dance on your grave, but people you thought cared for you may breathe a sigh of relief when you are gone.

I’m an asshole, I am not very nice, or polite. I swear like a sailor and am loud and can be obnoxious. But I’d like to think that people will at least not remember me, rather than be glad I’m gone.

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In 9 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 8 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 7 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 6 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 5 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 4 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

In 3 years, Joe Gonzalez will become a cowboy.

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Hold on, just adding to the entire “Noto is best Natasha illustrator” thing. 

Compare these covers illustrated by different artists.

to these covers illustrated by Noto

What a difference, am I right? 

YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID NOTO DOESN’T SEXUALIZE HER LIKE SHE’S A PIECE OF MEAT OR SMTH, even the panels (i can’t add images bc im on mobile) but Noto doesn’t give Natasha an unrealistically clinched waist or huge breasts the figure he draws on natasha is perfect toned, muscular waist with an adequately proportional bust, also thighs that are not too thin or thick but TONED. That FITS as a body type because she works out and it FITS bc its nor hyper sexualized in any way and for that alone mr. noto has my vote.

you know what I couldn’t stay away i’m adding pics. 

#1: He’s noto’s natasha underwater:

there’s no overdefined bust, her hips, her thighs everything is realistic. he hasn’t added a glaze or smth over her suit to make it look extra-leathery or smth the suit is realistic as are as arms look how toned they are, how strong because she’s muscular and she needs that muscle.

#2: now there’s this whole panel:

look at those realistic action moves, nothing’s over sexualized about the way she falls or how her butt looks or smth. it isn’t overtly SEXU it’s realistic. She falls and scrambles and her chest isn’t popping out of her suit. ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT NOTICE HOW HER SUIT IS FULLY ZIPPED UP. NOT ENDING AT HER CLEAVAGE BUT UP TO THE FUCKING COLLAR.

#3: also, look at how he draws/colours her backside too:

there’s nothing hypersexualized about her butt. it’s normal. her thighs her legs, everything is in motion, in action and he draws her like she’s a CHARACTER not an object of the male gaze. 

#4: ok here’s more action moves and LOOK:

look at how when she’s jumping, her hands are out to brace herself, how HER HAIR IS TIED BACK IN A PONYTAIL. How she’s kicking and loving and none of it is used to emphasize her butt or smth. its just realistic body movement. Look at the angles, the way she walks. She is on a mission and her face has EXPRESSIONS that show that she’s here ON BUSINESS and not to look pretty like most BW comics do. (refer to #2 for expressive faces as well)

#5: you might say, hey eldritch-beau thats just because he uses the colour black on her like that. to which i raise you: 

he’s just as good at drawing Natasha in white and its the white fucking SUIT fellas, that suit FUCKS and its realistic too and just as GOOD so its not just his style of Natasha’s suit, it’s how he draws HER. He doesn’t draw her to fit the suit, he draws the suit to fit HER.

#6: now look at how he draws her in civilian clothes. I don’t even need to tell you the difference.

see how her clothes are not unnecessarily skin-tight? see how her pants/leggings are in civies are good in the sense that they let her move, breathe and not be restricted to just her being slender and looking sexy. Her coat flaps about, her shirt doesn’t stick to her skin, her pants are loose enough and SHE IS WEARING FLATS. She’s efficient and Noto draws her with that efficiency because she is a PERSON and the drawing is consistent, her figure is consistent and she isn’t very tall but that did not make Noto make her tiny. He made her muscular and you can SEE it in the calves, in how she moves and how she runs. 

#7: here’s a pic of natasha coming home after a long day and you know what?

noto is the only valid make artist allowed to draw women lounging look at how there’s literally nothing sexualized about how she just flops onto the bed, how her waist isn’t five sizes smaller than her chest when she comes into her room. And when she’s just lying down. tired, she’s exhausted and you can see that. and it’s OK. she doesn’t have to fit the male gaze and it’s FINE.

tldr: noto’s art is amazing and besides the fact that I love the way he colours, I also REALLY love the way he draws Natasha and yall need to go read his comic run asap bc its really good and heartfelt and i can’t gush enough about his art and this post will get too long if I pull up every panel so I’ll leave this post here, go check out Natasha’s 2014 run. That was Noto’s and I can assure you, you wont regret it.

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no but then there’s this page! This is maybe one of my favorite pages ever. 

She’s washing her face! Getting dressed! Putting on makeup! And it’s just… the most boring, routine thing ever. She piles her hair on top of her head to keep it out of her way.  She awkwardly stuffs her head through the neck of her shirt (you can see her bra, but it’s just a bra! Not even sort of sexualized, and neither are her unbuttoned pants in the preceding panel!) SHE DOES THE DOOFY OPEN-YOUR-MOUTH-OR-ELSE-THE-MASCARA-WON’T-WORK THING! She’s a gorgeous, alluring master assassin, but here she’s just a person getting ready for work (who happens to have a body in the bathtub, iirc…) 

I love Noto’s Nat, and I miss her every day.

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This is genuinely one of my favorite posts EVER. It perfectly encompasses why I love Phil Noto as much as I do and mention him EVERY chance I get.

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I have always wanted to be a challenge on a cooking competition, with all my allergies, they have to make things I can eat.

I finally have a specific show in my dreams: Gastronauts.

Come on dropout make your cooks try to feed me, something my own mother struggles with.

I want to see an autistic comedian (Read: me) on Gastronauts whose challenge is just "okay gastronauts, I've furnished each of you with a list of foods I hate and will not eat under any circumstances. If it's highlighted in yellow, I also won't eat anything that has touched it. Go make me something healthy and delicious" except the list is several dozen pages long and everything is highlighted and all the chefs end of producing the exact same plate of plain buttered noodles.

You aren’t allowed on the same episode as me, I am allergic to gluten and dairy.

Gastronauts: level impossible

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It’s wild to me that people just live.

Like people who’s joints don’t hurt or eat without pain or just bleed for a couple days a month or can understand other people wants or can touch near anything they want or eat any food or able to read with out pain or blurring.

There are people who can eat any food. Can touch any surface, sit on any seat with shorts on. Can wear any clothes/jewelry they want. Can go weeks without taking a pill or using a steroid.

I am so so happy for these people. So glad they exist.

I am so happy for everyone who doesn’t need to eat like me, I just wish companies wouldn’t gouge people like me. It costs me so much extra money to eat.

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I have always wanted to be a challenge on a cooking competition, with all my allergies, they have to make things I can eat.

I finally have a specific show in my dreams: Gastronauts.

Come on dropout make your cooks try to feed me, something my own mother struggles with.

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Look at me. In the metaphorical eyes.

Wash your hands.

I am allergic to most hand soap and still wash my hands because guess what?

Not tisking other people’s health is worth the rashes.

Wash your fucking hands. It’s not only about you.

Ps my fellow friends with hand soap allergies get free samples of hand soaps from doctors. Gentle fragrance free soaps advertise themselves to doctors and those doctors are more than willing to give you a handful of tiny bottles, then you can refill them later.

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