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“You want to know what the Captain really whispered to me that day? He told me that my true Iove was right in front of my eyes. And he was right. Stardust (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

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I was looking at this gif and just started bursting out laughing because Luke doesn’t even come close to kicking him. He’s just like

“Look at my new Gucci boots, bitch”

“THERES TOO MUCH STYLE”

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did anyone actually take the time to learn the lyrics to bohemian rhapsody or were we all born knowing it by heart

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toniins

hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

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ironwoman359

Oh my god

you’re doing the lord’s work OP

Imma watch this later

THE UNDERTALE ONE

The fucking whale one had me hollerin 😂

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Fruits Basket is wild, the main character’s ex-yakuza mom dies in a car accident, and she’s just like “welp, guess I’ll fuck off to the woods and live in a tent” and then she gets adopted by a bunch of furries

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vanisheddust

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

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lesbxdyke

It’s not even that they should know what they’re doing.

It’s arrogance.

If you turn to Chef Ramsay and admit that you’re lost, you’re stuck, you’ve got no idea, and you ask him for his help, he will help you.

He gets angry and mean when people assume they know best and refuse to see where the issues are in what they’re doing, and have trouble accepting criticism.

He’s such a good bloke, he’s just go no time for people’s egos around food.

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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?
Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.
Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.
Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.
Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.
Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.
Man: what do you mean?
Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.
Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.
Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.
Man: So there’s no one available right now?
Me:

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

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jonbutter

I have this clip from Teen Wolf saved on my computer as physicalcomedy.mov because this is my all time favorite physical comedy bit.

Nothing gets me like Michael J. Fox trying to run down a very wet & slippery hallway.

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