“better luck next time.”
“fuck you.”
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“better luck next time.”
“fuck you.”
pourquoi as-tu choisi les renards?
i turned the kiss sketch i did into jerejean and i’m okay with my decision
the heights are probably wrong but who cares
Neil:
Andrew:
Aaron:
Nicky:
Kevin:
Matt:
Allison:
Renee:
Dan:
+ Bonus:
Jean:
Jeremy:
Saw this post and immediately thought of the monsters. So here, have some incorrect quotes!
Reporter: How has success changed your life? Kevin: Yes.
Nicky: *pretends to snort a bottle of coca cola*
Reporter: How did you find Edgar Allen? Aaron: Turned left at Baltimore.
Reporter: Do you see your father often? Kevin: No actually, we’re just good friends.
Reporter: Andrew, do you have any political affiliations? Andrew: No, I don’t even smoke. Andrew: *proceeds to light a cigarette*
Reporter: Exy magazine recently wrote an article putting down the Foxes. They describe it as condoning barely legal gratuitous violence on and off the field and rampant homosexuality. What’s your thinking on these topics? Neil: We’re just trying to be violent and gay, that’s all.
Reporter: Andrew, what’s your favorite type of girl? Andrew: My husband. Reporter: Nicky, what’s your favorite type of girl? Nicky: Andrew’s husband.
Reporter: Is Riko the best striker in the world? Neil: Riko isn’t even the best striker in this stadium.
neil, about to punch riko at the fall banquet:
You forgot one crucial detail about Nicky’s gat sitting. He does it on Erik’s lap
you’re absolutely correct, Nicky goes straight for his mans and exhibits his Ultimate Gay Seat PotentialDan: Erik both your feet are on the floor c’mon sit gayerErik, kissing the back of Nicky’s neck: oh no, how will the people know I like men
Map of every European city.
Wow, Köln ist toll!
@fuzzballsheltiepants oh what’s this? a second gift? in this economy?
you asked for a Laila/Alvarez sweet scene and I delivered❤️ I really hope you like it !! thank you for giving me a chance to create some wlw content, it was about damn time and I really enjoyed it
this was inspired by this wonderful episode of skam italia💖
dasjfals;fkjas;lfkjafls;kj a; this is amazing!!!!! Love the little details -the nose ring, the way their hands are.... Thank you soooo much!!! Now off to see the playlist!
“THIS PICTURE WILL NOT CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT I STILL NEED FEMINISM AND I’M GOING TO REALLY, REALLY TELL YOU WHY”:
-Because I got called a whore for wearing a short plaid skirt when I was 10
-and because when Nujood Ali from Yemen was 10 she got divorced
-Because black girls’ names became my classmates’ favorite “joke” when I was 11
-and because when an 11-year-old girl in Texas was raped by 18 men the New York Times wrote of how the girl “dressed older than her age”
-Because I started counting calories when I was 14
-and because when Malala Yousafzai was 14 she was shot in the head for trying to go to school
-Because I heard a boy greet a girl with “hey slut” today at age 16 -and because when a 16-year-old girl in Steubenville, Ohio was filmed being raped by two boys at a party while unconscious the CNN reporters talked about how tragic it was because the rapists had such bright futures as athletes
-Because I will have to watch my drink at all bars and parties when I am 22
-and because when CeCe McDonald was 22 she was sentenced to 41 months in prison for defending herself against a man who screamed transphobic, racist insults at her and then slashed her face with a bottle
-Because no matter what age I am the biggest threat to men will still be heart disease, and the biggest threat to women will still be men.
-Because it is not just about me, because it is not just about anger, because it is not just a JOKE, because it is not just about “hating men,” because it is not just about girls with vaginas, because it is not just about ending “slut”, because it is not just about white straight girls in Rookie magazine, because it is not just about writing on backs, because it is not just about the fact that gay men are “fags” but lesbians are “hot,” because it is not just about pictures of thin white girls being the only google image results for the search phrase “beautiful women”, because it is not just about writing signs, because it is not just about what she was wearing or how many times she said yes before she changed her answer to no, because misogyny is not just about one thing and feminism is not just about one thing and it is not just “a trend” and it will not “happen” in just one way.
-And because yes. It is about equality for EVERYONE, but first and foremost it needs to be about equality for girls, because they are not treated equally to men, in every single sense, and you are not going to take feminism away from me and call me bossy/hostile/aggressive and make this about yourself or make it into a joke, because truth be told, I’m not joking and I’m tired of explaining. If you want to call yourself a feminist, you work hard to spread feminism, you do not turn this into a contest of whose struggle is greater and constantly demand to know what you can get out of feminism personally. Feminism is not just about you, or me, it is about everyone. If you’re male and you’re tired of men being stereotyped as hyper-masculine, soulless, sexist, inherent leader-tyrant creatures, then go out and prove the patriarchy wrong and fight for girls, like someone with a soul who believes in equality would. Then, yes, feminism will be about everyone.
-Sylvie (an amazing grrrl godess) Photo taken by Caroline http://c-h-0-w.tumblr.com/
No but for real tho I wanna know how Azriel got his magic kitchen knife. Like what’s the story behind Truth-Teller? Was it a Yulemas gift? Did he have to steal it in order to earn it (like Feyre and her wedding ring)? Does it choose its own wielder? Does Elain have custody rights because she was able to use it that one time? These are things that keep me up at night.
Elian has custody rights!! Azriel is gearing up for training one day and can’t find Truth-Teller. Frustrated, he goes to the kitchen to ask Elain if she’s seen it and finds her slicing tomotaoes with it!
@tntwme I wholeheartedly second this!! Also, the salad Elain ends up making tastes amazing but compels everyone in the Inner Circle to confess their deepest secrets around the dinner table. Picture Cassian just blurting “I’d love to see you naked right now” to Nesta, and her replying “So would I” without being able to stop themselves. Then Mor follows this up with, “I slept with your dad” and Lucien’s like “WHA??? YOU SLEPT WITH BERON???” And Feyre and Rhys are like “No.”
Meanwhile, Azriel doesn’t say a thing and hides in his shadows. Not from embarrassment, but from satisfaction.
THIS IS THE FUCKING CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR
Andrew in 3C for your consideration?
consider it considered!
you boys asking for a beatin’
“Where are the monsters?“ “Probably razing Fox Tower to the ground as we speak.”