Saw this post and immediately thought of the monsters. So here, have some incorrect quotes!

Reporter: How has success changed your life? Kevin: Yes.

Nicky: *pretends to snort a bottle of coca cola*

Reporter: How did you find Edgar Allen? Aaron: Turned left at Baltimore.

Reporter: Do you see your father often? Kevin: No actually, we’re just good friends.

Reporter: Andrew, do you have any political affiliations? Andrew: No, I don’t even smoke. Andrew: *proceeds to light a cigarette*

Reporter: Exy magazine recently wrote an article putting down the Foxes. They describe it as condoning barely legal gratuitous violence on and off the field and rampant homosexuality. What’s your thinking on these topics? Neil: We’re just trying to be violent and gay, that’s all.

Reporter: Andrew, what’s your favorite type of girl? Andrew: My husband. Reporter: Nicky, what’s your favorite type of girl? Nicky: Andrew’s husband.

Reporter: Is Riko the best striker in the world? Neil: Riko isn’t even the best striker in this stadium.