#alex is extremely turned on and knows exactly why – @fuzzballsheltiepants on Tumblr

so my friend brought up the incredible possibility that the alternate universe in which Ellen Claremont is president and the alternate universe where exy exist could be the same universe

consider:

Alex and Henry at the Olympics
(again lol but this time with less angst these fools)
Andrew and Neil are playing court at this point
two worlds collide
Alex and Neil, the dynamic duo of Chaotic Dumbasses Who Don’t Know When To Keep Their Mouths Shut
they complement each other’s public roasts of assholes they don’t like
Andrew and Henry, two blondes who are Just Trying To Get By
each trying to control their mess of a boyfriend who has no self-preservation
Neither Henry nor Alex understands the rules of the sport
they try to fake it but Neil Knows Immediately
Neither Andrew nor Neil knows what a politic is
Alex is dying inside
Henry tries to bond with Neil because Neil’s mom is British but then Neil is like “yeah her family is a bunch of mobsters” and Henry is like “fuck we have those too I thought that was a weird American thing like shitty tea”
Andrew is annoyed at Henry’s existence because it should not be legal for him to have to tilt his head that far back to talk to someone
Alex and Neil bond over their respective unhealthy obsessions that their boyfriends find annoying
Alex finds Andrew attractive for reasons he doesn’t understand
~~its because he likes buff blond dudes who repress all their emotions~~
Henry has the primal urge to rest his elbow on Andrew’s head but he doesn’t want to die