Coke Milk Propaganda

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

boy help the internalized ableism and capitalistic pressure to be as productive as possible at all times is getting me

cripples and assorted mental freaks please remember that just being disabled in this society is traumatizing. especially if you have been disabled from a very young age. it takes so much active healing to unlearn internalized ableism. but you must or it will kill you from within

They got her back in the middle of the turn up

Renaissance painting energy

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

a long and detailed post about an elf eating a juicy hamburger that veers towards erotica by the end

an insightful and witty retort that implies the commenter's mother had sexual intercourse with me last night

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

continuing the gag- tosses a benny

For your consideration… Warlock of The Map Dora and Ranger Boots

IM SCREAMING!!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

The mac and cheese haver

glenn got hooves

not a wolf, not a dog, but a secret third thing

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

I like counting the asterisks and guessing what the words are. Yours says 'im so sick of gnomes fucking people'

"A crab can be huge if it expands very large. I can not let tha thappen"

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.