@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

Fuck this one hits home.

Reminder that this was included on an official government USGS page [click], which not only gives credit to the artist--Ben Slyngstad--but reminds you that all government publications are public domain

I’m turning into a cartoon wolf and making train whistle noises

woman do you have anything EDIBLE

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake

Watch the people who haven’t seen this yet not reblog it

WHY DOESN’T THIS RELATIVELY NEW POST HAVE MORE NOTES, POSTS ABOUT A VERY POPULAR MOVIE THAT CAME OUT LAST YEAR HAVE MILLIONS OF NOTES

if you don’t reblog this negative, guilt-tripping, un-fact-checked post about something you don’t have the emotional energy to deal with, just unfollow me.

Yeah so, reincarnation is real, but when they started this whole operation they only made like a billion souls for all the living creatures on earth. yeah it's not a super big deal because souls are trans-temporal so they can just reincarnate backwards or forwards depending on what's needed but it does mean at any given moment in time there are 120 beetles, 98 dandelions, 43 tetra fish, 12 tree frogs, 6 spiders, 3 poison ivy plants, 2 mice, 2 house cats, an elephant shrew, a crayfish, a crow, a raccoon, a poodle, a turkey vulture, a goat, a donkeys, a binturong, 2 fig trees, a jackal, a dolphin, an alligator, a hyena, a bison, a giraffe, a turkey vulture and 8 humans who are all just overlapping incarnations of you. sorry.

They did make more souls after that first batch but Soul.2s work differently. Yeah, they decay and meld with earths ambient qi after death and then the energy reforms as new souls around moments of pure incandescent joy like unto cosmic dust shaped by the gravity of a star. That actually happens a lot more often than you’d think but it's a little inconsistent so they keep the S.1s around just to have that stable base; they limited it to a couple species so they could keep better track but there's some crossover, obviously. Some folks even end up with both, which is how you get stuff like sanhunqipo.

It is possible to escape samsara but only 38 souls have ever actually done it. Some of them multiple times- yeah they wipe themselves and start the whole process from zero. One guy is actually responsible for like, 60% of all enlightenment events, and every time ae goes back in ae swears ae's not going to ascend again but, like. Obviously ae’s gonna.

The rest of them just take shifts as bodhisattvas and spend the rest of their time working on Soul.5 for Earth-final_FINAL-fsrs_best.wlrd.

#i dont go here but this is funny

It's been months and this is still my favourite tag. What do you think here is, bud?

what the fuck

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

big if true

How we feelin on this night where discord is 100% functional

absolutely incredible

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@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign