mouthporn.net
@funkasauraussex on Tumblr
Avatar

Anti-Trump, Pro-Rump!

@funkasauraussex / funkasauraussex.tumblr.com

Avatar

Annoying family is annoying

"I want to have lunch with you today. I just really want to see you." "Well, now I don't know how I'm feeling, so we are going to eat at my house and not go out" "I think we should eat at 3pm. That's when I will be ready." Like 3 in the afternoon is a remotely normal time for a full fucking meal. I have things to do today, like driving an hour away to get something, and cleaning etc to do, and I was ok with a couple hours (because it's always a couple hours no matter what we are doing) around noon, but that goes into the evening and getting shit ready for the week, and WHO FUCKING EATS A FULL MEAL AT 3PM. I'm going to be hungry again, but because I have to sleep early I won't be able to. I hate my obligation to this person. I really do. *end rant of annoyance*

Avatar

Was talking about the titles

And how they wouldn't let Ziggler and Balor win in the same PPV, wouldn't do a double upset. I was right. Wish it went the other way though, I think Ziggler deserves better.

Avatar

Very pleasantly surprised New Day didn't lose the title

Avatar

As a nanny in a very white upper class neighborhood

I see way too many obnoxious ass 12-16yr olds thinking they are cool by dabbing in pictures, while dancing, etc. I just want to smack them all upside the head. "You look so fucking stupid, if you were my kid I would be ashamed."

Avatar

I have to go in for a pap smear today , and I haven't shaved in months. I felt like they were going to have to do a spelunking expedition to find my vagina , so I took a couple minutes to trim with an electric razor. I ended up abrading my left butt cheek , right where it meets my thigh and I'm going to be irritating it and being sweaty all day. Bad plan overall basically. At least my vagina no longer looks like Sasquatch.

Avatar

I'm excited for Rollins vs Balor

I think it's going to be a hell of a match

Avatar

I am 100% not ok. But he's in a better place, and the other dogs seem ok. It's day one, it will hurt less and less. I haven't slept a night without him in my life in over 13 years. This is going to be very hard. I'm hoping for no nightmares. I don't know if I could handle that.

Avatar

Has someone had an POSITIVE experience meeting someone on this website

yeah mine was pretty good

imsoshive

I have

me and my ex had 0 tumblr drama

I have like 1 good tumblr friend.

I’ve had a ton of great Tumblr meet ups. Pssssh most of them are my closest friends.

A bunch of times. Zero drama.

Definitely. Met one of my best friend's here, still going strong years later.

Avatar

He's seriously the cutest of pugs. All tall and handsome, not short and stumpy. It's been so hard watching him change.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net