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charlie. 27. formerly darknessandterrorandkittens. 18+ only thanks. fighting for my life against the genre awareness
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ribbonfinale

Kaiba realizes that the only way to save Anzu from being crushed beneath a giant crate is for him to throw a trading card with such force that it embeds itself into the guy like a knife.

He prays to God that the trading card he's about to use as a weapon is a trash common card and then begs the card's forgiveness for his sinful actions.

Yugioh is amazing.

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Why does every therapist tell me that I’m so bright and confident and articulate, can you please help me deal with the gaping hole in my chest

I’m bleeding out over here and they can only think to tell me that love the cut of my jib. Focus Dave!! Get a fucking gauze pack!!

Me: I think I’m a worm, crawling in the dust

Them: and yet such a well-spoken and dapper worm

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valtsv

you have a wound that will never heal? me too! actually it's gradually widening and expanding, consuming more of me with each passing day [props my chin in my hands and smiles at you] at what point do you think i'll become the wound itself and not simply the bearer?

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"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.

Bro got posessed by the spirit of a king who'd been betrayed by his eunuch advisor.

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