The plan starts simply enough: add another 25, 30 pounds to your roommate's frame. You've liked him for a while now, but his obsession with being "jacked" and fit can't be good for him.  The problem: he'd never do it willingly, even though you know he'd be much happier—and more handsome—with the added weight. So at the start of the spring semester, right after you both return from winter break, you begin to execute your plan. Aaron drinks a protein shake every day, mixing whey powder and other assorted ingredients into a chocolate milk base. You go to the grocery store and hide the bags under your twin bed, then wait until he's in class to set to work. You pour the jug's contents down the sink, then fill it up with a gallon of heavy cream and half a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup, shutting the lid and giving your secret calorie bomb several hearty shakes to mix its fattening contents before you return it to its place in the fridge. Aaron, absorbed in his classwork, doesn't even seem to notice the change—remarkable, and it will certainly make your job easier. Every day he cluelessly guzzles down thousands of extra calories on top of his whey powder and hearty meals at the cafeteria, more than he could ever hope to work off...