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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you
Lets post carefully and deliberately
it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
No, the pain is not over, now get in the water.
Huh. So it does. TIL
U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right
taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy
“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor
“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot
this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will
POP THAT PUSSY PAUL REVERE
ORGANIZE net carbon neutrality by 2030. ORGANIZE a future for the family I'll never get to have. ORGANIZE my dead friends back. Go ahead, I'm waiting
You're right. It's better to sit down and die. It's better to make sure that you haven't done any work to prevent other people from dying in the future, you've already lost your friends so it doesn't matter if you or anyone else loses more. It's not like people have ever organized to provide air filters or covid masks or meal delivery, and it's not like air filters or covid masks or meal delivery have ever saved anyone's life. You aren't going to get a family so it's better to lay flat on your back and hiss through your teeth than to work on providing resources and support for families who are going to see increased threat from the government and decreased financial support. You're right, I wasn't able to individually vote in an end to global warming, I guess it's better that i sit there and do nothing because it's not like individuals or groups can do anything or make positive changes.
Stop being such a fucking loser.
"in hindsight, picking brain of another scientist might've been a mistake."
Me filling out three pages on the ethics board form about possible side effects of my very benign research while Viktor Frankenstein is bringing corpses to life and he doesn't even have a plan for what to do next.
"So if the creature does live, what will you do then?"
"I donno, faint and let it wander a highly populated city all by himself?"
it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case
Positive affirmations:
I deserve a halberd
I should be given a halberd
People want me to have a halberd
I can be trusted to own a halberd
I will be given a halberd one day
People will think my halberd is incredibly hot
how many followers do you have
only you baby i swear
writing fanfic is more about having ideas than it is about writing them. unfortunately for us all
I'm down for relationship discourse if and only if no possibility exists of arriving at any useful conclusion.
"Is it cheating if you're on a break" what is this, a sitcom?
"Is it cheating if you're fucking two different instances of the same time traveller and the earlier one doesn't know" now we're talking.
The hazards of having a medical post break containment on the “piss on the poor” reading comprehension site is that you’ll have people not actually reading what you wrote and then assuming it’s a general thing and therefore applicable to them and that for some reason you need their input about your condition, a thing they’ve never heard of before but are resolutely sure they have the answer to.
“It sounds like you just need physical therapy” my sibling in Hell, did you read the fucking post????
“Have you spoken to a doctor?”
No, I’m breaking into an MRI lab unsupervised and rotating myself in the giant magnet tube for fun.
I had a brief moment of horror at the "rotating" bit. The R in MRI stands for Rotisserie.
This is all I’m going to be able to think about next week 😭
