Bob Ross Fanatic

Inspired by my coworkers being baffled at me getting up 2 and a half hours before I come in despite living 20 mins away

(Add reasons why you do or don't get up early in the tags if ya want)

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

saying goodbye is taking longer than expected

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

I really wasn't prepared to see just how accurate the depiction of this cat was in that other post. :')

tumblr app after pausing my music for an ad three posts down

does anyone know how to make a desicion

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

A movie for every year since I was born: The Fall (2006)

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry that we can’t go back!!! And for all the things we can’t remember. But I’m glad we did it!! The love will always be there!

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

i DO know and i said ILLEGAL

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal