salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
yeah and it kicks ass
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it
like to charge reblog to cast
YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"
This is what an evil boop looks like.
I LOVE YOU CASSANDRA CAIN!!!
Some quick Batgirl art because I’m so excited for her new run!
I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.
Reblogging for the Boopening.
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from tricks/jumpscares/etc on halloween but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
I’m at that tail end of a migraine (I think. Could be an occipital neuralgia flare) and it’s been a pretty miserable one.
Miserable enough that when @mothman-etd brought Holly Mop back from her grooming appointment and she immediately made a beeline for the bedroom, jumped up onto to the bed with me and curled up next to me on my pillow with her head tucked under my chin I burst into fucking tears.
Neither snow, nor rain, nor a fresh new haircut can keep her from her duty.
Also check out her sick bandanna.
Best girl
This is the best idea in the history of film.
Has anyone shown this to @thebibliosphere yet?
First time seeing this and I am obsessed.
Hi y'all! As you likely know, I've had a rough go of it since my sister died suddenly in July. Following that, I contracted vibrio from a foot injury. I just finished my third round of antibiotics, but recovery remains in the air. Finally, my housing became unstable during a storm that badly damaged my roof. Although we repaired the roof, the damage revealed issues with my housing that make it unsustainable in the long-term. More information under the cut and on the GoFundMe page!
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Story is a very good friend and this will immensely and immediately help them. Thank for anything you can do.
Thanks, Tastefully Offensive! Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!!
I love the Panda one so much.
Eat my dust, dingbat 🌪️
I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.
I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses
He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman
did he just throw ygor out a window
