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Keely. 20. Texas. Lover of Star Trek, video games, computers, kpop, linguistics, and cheesy humor.(cisgender: she/her pronouns!)
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amirdrassil

ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

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fialleril

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

What, your Bible doesn’t have the nativity story with God’s miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

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someone else: oh, you speak spanish? say something in spanish!
me: Según todas las leyes de aviación, una abeja no debería tener la capacidad de volar.
me: Sus alas son demasiado pequeñas para levantar su regordete cuerpo del suelo.
me: La abeja, sin embargo, aún así vuela.
me: Porque a las abejas no les importa lo que es imposible para los humanos.
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things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:

  • the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 
  • a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
  • when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
  • there are college students who own a house phone
  • faye dunaway is there
  • there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
  • the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
  • the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
  • can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
  • toot toot
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shanneibh

I just really want to see it now.

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andrewbelami

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

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renebriller

cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”

typical english behaviour

I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.

Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.

But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

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roachpatrol

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

I’M CACKLING

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Look at GOT7’s reaction to them! ❤These are the women who are in Korea for their Dream Girls showcase which V App broadcasted live. (Cr. Wasabizz)

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NEW VIDEO: have you tried on a wedding dress? [x]

Hes my favorite

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stability
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eroy33

Good reference is good reference.

“straps”

THOSE ARE THE HANGER THINGS AHAHAHA

This video is so fucking cute btw. Would recommend. Haven’t really actually clicked on his stuff before.

This has got to be the cutest video in existence!

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