but will the horrors survive me???

to me season 1 smallidarity is . they hooked up once when they were both very drunk and like it was fine lizzie and joel have an open marriage and jimmys not committed to anyone in particular and like they had a good time but theyve both agreed to NEVER talk about it but even so joel thinks about it way too much out of what hes decided is embarrassment . meanwhile jimmys forgotten due to a mix of memory issues and him being busy fending off 3 other boys with a stick

Mechanics have diagnosed the issue with your car,

too much bnuuy

sex is fine but have you ever thought about all the ways you’d rewrite a flawed piece of media that shaped your life and holds a special place in your heart despite its unfulfilled potential

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

Every time I see this gif I am instantly jealous of Eggman because I, too, would annihilate that sandwich

You may be good, but are you "fucked a man so hard he created genre re-defining art so incredible that it has reached across multiple mediums and impacted them for generations to come" good?

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

calm ur tits

official boob post

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

rating different responses to telling someone i’m polyamorous / dating multiple people

“oh… but how does that work?” a little annoying but usually comes from a place of genuine confusion or curiosity. 6/10

“but isnt that cheating?” no. 2/10

“so who’s your favourite partner?” believe it or not i dont have one, and even if i did have a fave it’d be shitty to say it out loud. 3/10

“oh sweet me too” FUCK YEAH 10/10

“can i join” well i barely know you so no. ranges from 2/10 to 4/10 depending on who’s asking

“woah so you’re like, an ot3 in real life” fuck your fandom shit. touch grass. 1/10

“i could never do polyamory” you’d think this is a perfectly fine thing to hear until you get it from EVERY FUCKING PERSON. 3/10

“thats cool” hell yeah it is. 9/10

“you'll get married and find the one eventually” fuck you ive already found the several and amatonormativity can go give birth to a cactus out of its asshole. 0/10

“so how do you guys break up” and we’re back with another well meaning question. if you are familiar with among us then that’s your answer. 5/10

“like sister wives” absolutely not. wildly different. 1/10

“rent must be way easier” monogamy? in this economy? yeah you have a point. 7/10

“huh i never thought of that, maybe i should become poly/open up my relationship” go nuts!! but be cautious as it could fuck up any present monogamous relationship you have, make sure to communicate clearly & respect boundaries. 6/10

“damn you must have so many threesomes/orgies” i mean yeah but also thats not how you start a conversation. 3/10

“oh that must be nice, having so many people who love you and you care about” awww thank you. it really, really is. 10/10

“like mormons” die. -10000/10

ID: a transparent photo of a black pan that is heart-shaped. The heart pan is designed to look as though it has been shot through with an arrow, the fetching on the back end creates the pan's handle, and the point of the arrow protrudes from the opposite corner of the pan. End ID.