I hit 15K words for "angel" cosmic horror romance soo... keesssss (人*´∀`)。*゚+
*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...
Make me the subject of your desire
I like Pancake and Skittles. I like Skittles. We've got such an odd relationship but I can't live without him. Sir what are ya doin' to me?
You want a relationship with a crazy age gap? Look no further than Skittles and Pancake. It's literally trillions of years between the two. Pancake is in her mid twenties and Skittles is. Trillions of years old
They're still unsure if they're dating, or if saying that they're dating will ruin what they have. But hey they're adults and the younger one is literally the one in charge
f/o who is more than twice my age: *lighting a cigarette* when you were born i had already graduated college
me: can yuo put that out on me
Memento Mori Finger Ring, black enamel and gold, 17th Century
From the London Museum
i'm sorry i said i wanted to slit your throat i just don't know how to flirt. it will definitely happen again btw
my brother in christ-
I should really talk about Pancake and Skittles more often. Skittles means a whole lot to me, as a random Thing that arrived when I was listening to an album three years ago. There's a reason his actual name is Towers.
He and Pancake being soul connected, changing each other even more than they ever expected to. Pancake becoming more eldritch herself. She knows things a typical demigod of her nature shouldn't know. Not without going crazy, her form unraveling, her body becoming twisted. She's more with the stars now. Her body shimmers at night. It's difficult to tell where the night sky ends and where she begins. She's more comfortable in a dying forest, in a graveyard.
Skittles on the other hand, looks more humanoid. Not perfect human. He still looks off, like a watery figure made of thick, viscous ink. He notices the small things now. The gentle things. And he only listens to his partner. He literally changed everything about himself just to pay attention to Pancake.
These two are dedicated to each other. Sharp-toothed and bright eyed as they grew more tolerant and into a feeling of mutual companionship. Twisting around each other.
Skittles made Pancake more eldritch, more inhuman and twisted until she no longer is the half that connected her to earth dissolved. The ancient Deities did not want her specifically to be exalted. And yet, she did. Pancake made Skittles more human. Changing his very purpose to the one person he loved. Changing to stay with her specifically.
These two man. These two....
boy with tits vs girl with flat chest
Whos Skittles? /genq
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE YEEESSSSSS I GET TO TALK ABOUT MY MANS!! (even tho he isn't really a man)
Okay first and foremost, he's an OC F/O. I listened to this album called TOWERS TOWERS (It's super good, you should check it out), and he literally popped into my mind like a guy wandering in my house and ate all my pizza rolls. He's literally a guy that like. Everything about his backstory, he told me. I made VERY LITTLE up. Like. Idk how to describe it. He's just a guy in my head. A muse if you will
HERE HE BE!! He's from the universe where Pancake originated from, Leave Death to the Professionals. In that universe, or multiverse, there's stuff like demigods and Deities and angels and demons and gods from other universes and whatnot. Pancake is a demigod working under Death Itself, being one of It's right hand people.
Skittles is a Deity. He is a MASSIVE entity. Born from the prayers of people from a dying universe, he rose to help his people. Originally known as Towers, and was a God at first. Eventually he grew concerned for his kind and started taking over other universes by killing (or eating) their Dieties and Gods, and then got lost in it. Growing darker and forming into a Deity. A Darkened beast that others feared. He was eventually sealed away, the only way out was to take his soul out.
Then, billions of years later, Pancake stole his soul. And took him out of his prison. Only to end up with a TINY FRACTION of his powers and ended up bring tied to Pancake, solely because she has his soul. He was angry about it too, as you can imagine, and she called him Skittles cuz that's what he threatened her with. A bag of Skittles. She also punched him cuz he was being annoying, and that was the first time he felt real physical pain. You can imagine how this affected his brain.
They ended up in a situationship, where he hated her and she tolerated him. Because of how the pain affected him, he often asked her to beat him up. Which she did.
They at this point can't live without the other, though they're a MESS. Their relationship is only healthy to them and them alone. And no one knows how they do it. They grew more tolerant and eventually liked each other. They're kinda romantic, kinda platonic, weird form of QPR, maybe. It's complicated.
Also yes he's a he/him lesbian. A genderweird lesbian. Like he's all the genders and none at the same time. He goes by any pronouns but likes he/him the most (and they/them occasionally). Pancake is a cishet ace. She just rolls with jt. They're too connected to be fighting over sexuality stuff.
Your f/o getting you one of these as a gift
Don't accept rotten food from anyone
I know you all think its so simple