I know we’ve already been through this, but, I’m still not over his a s s though.
He’s got so much cake that the fabric of his shirt becomes a frickin’ divider! Look at the way the fabric spills onto his English countryside! His ass becomes a frickin’ bookshelf for his t-shirt! And don’t get me started on how everything cinches together perfectly between the rolling hills???
On top of that, his backside just looks so, grope-able and smack-able, damn it!
Not only does my boi have cheeks for days, but his shoulder blades and neck are also a work of art. How does he do it and is it on purpose??? I need to know, for… scientific purposes…
Don’t mind me; I’m just appreciating, uh, art.