..this is the first thing my muses decided to remind me of when I finally woke up. That’s right! I actually got more than 2-3 hours of sleep!! wtf, and then this and what inevitably follows.. pretty much every Loki muse in my head trying to make me laugh/melt by reminding me in due line behind Lisan of the rest of the kitten tongue hoarded in the squeespace. So. Morning torture is a go kids!

@gayrainbowbridge​ @frostbitten-written​ @poetic-fiasco​ @is-it-madness​ @rhodee​

Also the above was sponsored by the muses. In particlaur Lisan says:

“ … GOOD MORNING! And no, no one here cares if it’s 9 PM in the evening. It’s still morning for us, dears. “

You’re evil, but I’m evil back.  

@blindtaleteller​ @poetic-fiasco​ @is-it-madness​

“ Oh now, isn’t that sweet. “

                           “ Three for three. “

          “ Your turn, darling. “

That wasn’t very nice of you! Should I go off? Mr Hiddleston and I think we should go off.

..this is the first thing my muses decided to remind me of when I finally woke up. That’s right! I actually got more than 2-3 hours of sleep!! wtf, and then this and what inevitably follows.. pretty much every Loki muse in my head trying to make me laugh/melt by reminding me in due line behind Lisan of the rest of the kitten tongue hoarded in the squeespace. So. Morning torture is a go kids!

@gayrainbowbridge​ @frostbitten-written​ @poetic-fiasco​ @is-it-madness​ @rhodee​

Also the above was sponsored by the muses. In particlaur Lisan says:

“ … GOOD MORNING! And no, no one here cares if it’s 9 PM in the evening. It’s still morning for us, dears. “

You’re evil, but I’m evil back.  

@blindtaleteller​ @poetic-fiasco​ @is-it-madness​

OH. MY. GOD.

Wow. This post was unexpected..he's perfection.

Suffer with me..

@theatrelove3000 @frostbitten-written @memenerdlover @lehuka123 @imnotrevealingmyname @vengrl @arch-venus25 @vonaralaufeyson @kaleidoscope-main

Why

Would

You

DO

THIS?!

How could I not?

Two can play at this game, dearie. And be warned, I get competitive.

Just ask @is-it-madness

Darling, threatening me with a good time will get you in trouble 😉 isn't that right @frostbitten-written ?

Well that just makes me wanna do it more.

I've got nowhere else to be..

And I'm a glutton for sweet torture, darling.

I'm bored anyway... might as well start a gif war, right?

I'm picking up what you're putting down..I'd be delighted!

Wonderful...

Let's start now with a wet Hiddles shall we?

Wow, I’m late to this thirst post, but I have a couple of things to say:

Tom Hiddleston shows you how to wear a brown suit | GQ March 2017

Delicious

Public service announcement: I cannot stand how perfect that jaw and those cheeks are! I just woke up- tbh this is rude af lol! I mean this man is SO sexy he makes tuap hot— is it mink colored? Ughhh too hot Tom 🤨

Goodmorning my beauties happy Wednesday! @nildespirandum @nuggsmum @cateyes315 @brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0 @latent-thoughts @hopelessromanticspoonie @yespolkadotkitty @myoxisbroken @lokimostly @maryxglz @just-the-hiddles @villainousshakespeare @the–sad–hatter @marvelgirlonamarvelworld @vodka-and-some-sass @gingerwritess @lokihiddleston @is-it-madness

Public service announcement: I DINT RECALL ASKING TO BE TORTURED BY THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN 😭😭😭 please never stop

Look at that stupid perfectly chiseled jaw line!! And the way he arches his brow!! AND DAMMIT THOSE HANDS 😩😩😭😭😭😭

@frostbitten-written @poetic-fiasco @lehuka123 @theatrelove3000 @myraiswack I’m dragging y’all down with me

The many reasons my nethers have been affected by this post, a list:

Tom Hiddleston photographed by Jonathan Birch at the BAFTA TV Awards 2016.

Via Torrilla/weibo

His jawline makes me feel things, wtf-

My friends I give you Tom fucking Hiddleston in a suit @brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0 @melodylnoelle @arch-venus25 @just-the-hiddles @marvelgirlonamarvelworld GOOD NIGHT

Yum!  @frostbitten-written  I want to feel his jawline on some things.  

@just-the-hiddles​

Do you mean, like this:

I find that visuals usually help. Hehe.

Imagine Tom Hiddleston watching you undress for him.

Want me to make this a one shot? Let me know! :)

@kikikorn

…..eeeeeppp!

@lowhostrikesback @nuggsmum @frostbitten-written

Oh fuckkkk, thank you so much for tagging me and planting dirty ideas in my head... 

Although I’d be perfectly fine with stripping and giving him a show, I’d rather we both got comfy in our birthday suits if you know what I mean-

I mean, how could you resist, THAT??????

I’m not so sure he understands this…

If you ask me,

I think he’s pretty high quality. 😉

I’m just going to drop this here… @brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0 @cateyes315 @just-the-hiddles @nuggsmum

Well……. 😳 You gotta see this Amiga @marvelgirlonamarvelworld

Hey @poetic-fiasco consider this payback

Oh, you sly thing..I think you’ve earned a place on the naughty bench with me and @frostbitten-written @ciaodarknessmyheart @myraiswack @vengrl @imnotrevealingmyname

My dear wifey does it again… drags me down to the naughty bench, adding more years to my sentence. I approve.

Its just to keep you there next to me always dear..

Fine. I’ll roll with it. hehe.

I’m just going to drop this here… @brightsunanddarkmidnight2-0 @cateyes315 @just-the-hiddles @nuggsmum

Well……. 😳 You gotta see this Amiga @marvelgirlonamarvelworld

Hey @poetic-fiasco consider this payback

Oh, you sly thing..I think you’ve earned a place on the naughty bench with me and @frostbitten-written @ciaodarknessmyheart @myraiswack @vengrl @imnotrevealingmyname

My dear wifey does it again... drags me down to the naughty bench, adding more years to my sentence. I approve.

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@frostbitten-written I’m tagging you in this before you can tag me first HAH

Looks like someone caught Professor Hiddleston’s eye…

Well, fuck.

I’m sorry, professor, is my skirt distracting you? Let me adjust it:

I guess we’ll both suffer. This ain’t over, Bee.

I was distracted by Professor Bulge, I mean Hiddleston. What were you saying, sir?

he needs to stop smuggling treats in his pants, makes me hungry.

The real question is which treats are you referring to, hmm?

His lollipop.

Tom Hiddleston, Dr Robert Laing, High-Rise, torture.

THE TIE, LOOK AT THE TIE AND HIS HAND. TIES DO THINGS TO ME, SO DO HANDS, FUCK-

MOTHER FUCKER I REALLY WANT HIM TO CHOKE ME; THIS ISN’T EVEN FUNNY.

Suffer with me: @poetic-fiasco @shiningloki @is-it-madness @lehuka123 @theatrelove3000 @myraiswack​ 

Tom Hiddleston as Dr. Robert Laing in High-Rise (2015).

WHAT THE FUCK?

Y’all what is this????? The CURVE of his ass?? The LINE of his v???

The chest,the muscular shoulders

@shiningloki​, join me in just... staring at this gif. don’t be shy.

OH FUCK

How about another angle?

@shiningloki​​ @ragnarachael​​ @poetic-fiasco​​ @allaboutloki​​

Tom Hiddleston photographed by Alexi Lubomirski, at the Ralph Lauren 50th Anniversary during NYFW on September 7, 2018, in New York.

This was all extremely necessary.

Also:

AAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!

The zoom ins were so unnecessary. I already knew he was perfect.

@frostbitten-written @lehuka123 @memenerdlover @is-it-madness I need help!!

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN HELP YOU? I AM NOT IMMUNE TO HIS CHARMS EITHER, NOW I NEED HELP-

It’s getting hot in here-

By all means dear wife, let’s add wet Hiddles to the mix. That will certainly turn things around…😉

I like how you think, darling.

But let’s not get too carried away:

Indeed my dear. Indeed.

You just had to-

Tom Hiddleston photographed by Alexi Lubomirski, at the Ralph Lauren 50th Anniversary during NYFW on September 7, 2018, in New York.

This was all extremely necessary.

Also:

AAAAAAAAAAARGHH!!!

The zoom ins were so unnecessary. I already knew he was perfect.

@frostbitten-written @lehuka123 @memenerdlover @is-it-madness I need help!!

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN HELP YOU? I AM NOT IMMUNE TO HIS CHARMS EITHER, NOW I NEED HELP-

It’s getting hot in here-

All those lucky women…

*wishes I was an actress*

I am looking D I R E C T L Y at it.

I’d never make it to the sex…I wouldn’t survive the kissing,or the touching.

I’ll take as much or as little as he’s willing to give, thank you very much-

Tom Hiddleston photographed by Mona Kuhn, for W Magazine, June, 2016.

Hello @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @darkficsyouneveraskedfor 😏😏😏😏

Um i volunteer to iron his shirt… (Anyone have an iron)

Fucking weaponized photo shoot. This shit is military grade.

@frostbitten-written @myraiswack @lehuka123

This is perma-Naughty bench content..

This shoot makes me so horny because the naughty ideas it gives me are endless. 

Like, sir.

Stop being such a tease and take it off already. Fuck me against that window. Show me who’s boss. Make me scream. Dress me in your clothes and defile me with your-