I write what I want.

Tom Hiddleston lifting Ladies not so gently with only one arm

Oh, no. Big strong mans doing big strong mans things... That went right to my pussy, thank you very much-

Tom Hiddleston photographed by Takako Coco Kanai during the Kong: Skull Island promotional tour in Japan, 2017. Source: (x)

TOM HIDDLESTON in KONG: SKULL ISLAND

The anger in his eyes... the little nostril flare... yea, even that wouldn’t stop me from being a complete brat. 

“Who do you think would win in a fight? A tiger or a cub?”

Screw me next! But maybe put your back into it this time.

I feel like @frostbitten-written needed an attack

You just HAD to wake up the primal cavewoman brain in me, huh, Ambie? Fuckkkkk this mannnn. Or this man should fuckkk meeee.

"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!"

He managed to blow me away, that’s for certain...

Tom Hiddleston, his sweat, his tight t-shirt and his gun(s). Perfection.

Talk about bringing out the big guns...

I think we should discuss the diameter of his biceps and his muscle to sweat ratio-

There’s something incredibly hot and so sexy about him fighting. I absolutely love both these scenes so much.

@hopelessromanticspoonie @frostbitten-written if I have to suffer, so do you.

I was working on a one-shot inspired by these gifs; it’s a smutty bar-fight Conrad one-shot where he does you over the pool table. Thanks to you @vodka-and-some-sass I’ll be fishing through my WIPs to work on it again and hopefully finish it this time-

 @hopelessromanticspoonie I might as well tag you in the Conrad shenanigans. The more bitches suffering, the more fun it is, and the more motivation I have to work on the fuckery mentioned above.

Ba-dum-tssh

SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON’T GET IT, BUT STILL, SHUT THE FUCK UP- 

@poetic-fiasco​ Have at ‘em, darling. 😉

Josh Horowitz: .@twhiddleston taped a little surprise for me on SKULL ISLAND. Thing you guys will enjoy. Thanks Tom! Made me laugh!

@poetic-fiasco tell your mans to make up his damn mind because I don’t know how much more of this torture I can take, let alone how much more you can take...