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I hate how attracted I am to this fuckery. He’s so concentrated on winning this match and all the strenuous facial expressions he makes just makes me go 😳

“The best thing about being Loki is that he is my diametric opposite. Physically, he is a photo negative of who I am. Loki is dark & pale, & I am light and fair. Also spiritually I am not much like him either. Yet I feel an incredible freedom in playing him“

— Tom Hiddleston

Whoopsie! These ones were completely unnecessary. Right, folks?

Yeah, right…

Who let this happen; his neck deserves it’s own account. 

Tom Hiddleston photographed by Kurt Iswarienko (2017)

My favorite Tom look..

I couldn’t help myself, but my favourite look, is that one. 

I mean, imagine that look slowly, seductively crawl up your body with any and every intention to defile you. @poetic-fiasco​

Ooh and

And just like that, a loud, resounding, “Y E S” could be heard from all around the world. 

He’s so cute what the fuckkkkk

What I’d give for him to look at me like that...

The Night Manager, 1x04 (2016) dir. Susanne Bier

How do I breathe again? I need help!

I-I just fucking can’t….

This man gives me bad thoughts…@frostbitten-written I will be on the naughty bench if you need me. Pine is everywhere today on my dash…I’m about 1k in on your Pine fic…ugh..so many naughty thoughts…….

@poetic-fiasco​ my ... Pine fic ... ? 

I FEEL SO HONOURED, WORDS CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE THE FEELING! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND WOW! 

I knew you were writing a Pine fic, but I didn’t know it was for me???? 

Also, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SOMEONE TAGGED ME IN THIS GIF SET AND MY REACTION WASN’T ANY BETTER THE SECOND TIME AROUND. 

F U C K.

@frostbitten-written I can’t…just look at him…ugh….

Please sir, have mercy

Oh fuck me... The closer he gets, the more I shake. 

"Lets cuddle naked."

I really want to cuddle up to that at night...

Dir. Susanne Bier

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

This is a gift for @poetic-fiasco​. They actually re-watched Kong: Skull Island just to read this, and when I say I got emotional, you better believe me! It definitely gave me the extra push I needed to finish this monster of a one-shot! I’m honoured to call you a friend, love!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kong: Skull Island (2017), Kong: Skull Island (2017) RPF, Tom Hiddleston - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston/Reader, Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston & Reader, Tom Hiddleston & You, Tom Hiddleston & Original Character(s), James Conrad/Original Female Character(s), James Conrad/Reader, James Conrad/You, James Conrad & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Tom Hiddleston, James Conrad, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Actor Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tom Hiddleston, Angry Tom Hiddleston, Protective Tom Hiddleston, Original Character(s), POV Original Female Character, Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Choking, Praise Kink, Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Kissing, Roughness, Vaginal Sex, Wall Sex, Blow Jobs, Training, Military Ranks, Smut, Shameless Smut, Fights, Fist Fights, Porn With Plot, Self-Defense, Cunnilingus, Fucking, Gratuitous Smut, Sexual Tension, Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Established Relationship, Possessive Tom Hiddleston, James Conrad - Freeform, Captain James Conrad - Freeform, Post-Kong: Skull Island (2017), Penis In Vagina Sex, Gyms, Gym Sex, Breasts, Minor Violence, Non-Graphic Violence, Trauma, Assassination, Self Defence, self-defence training, Fight or Flight, Tom Hiddleston Feels

Summary: 

After nearly being assassinated by rioting zealots, Dahlia, the daughter of a political incumbent, is forced to receive special self-defence training with former SAS officer, Captain James Conrad. How will she respond to the austere weapons specialist in private?

Preview:

“Is that a gun in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?” He barely flinched at her rude comment, but she did see the slightest change. He clenched his jaw tightly. 

Her goal wasn’t necessarily to make him laugh but more so to raise a reaction from him. Anything would do at this point.

She was rewarded, however, when she least expected it, during another session.

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Oh, my heart ❤. I could cry. I will always be here for you! Thank you darling this was so good. Oof This man is just too much. I’m proud of you Dear! You make me want to write more myself. Perhaps some Pine smut is in order? For you I will try!

Thank you!!!!!!

I’m so happy you liked it and I’m truly honoured that I have inspired you to write more! BUT DAMN IT PINE? OOF I’M NOT READY FOR THIS-

I would like to try. I worry I wouldn’t do it justice. I may give it a go anyway, after all, I owe you know 😉😏

You definitely don’t owe me, don’t worry! I do have to say, I’m looking forward to your rendition of Mr Jonathan Pine. BUT ALSO, JUST REMEMEBER, I CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH-

@frostbitten-written I’m just gonna leave Daddy Pine and that beautiful stare and tempting smirk here for us to dreamily gaze at

WHEN I SAY MY HEART LURCHED INTO MY THROAT AND I SCREAMED- 

F U C K