Hey, JTH! Happy Birthday! I know your inbox must be absolutely flooded with messages, so feel free to ignore this! I hope you have a splendid day and get to eat some damn good cake! In the words of Hiddleston, "LET'S PARTAYYYYYYY!"

Thank you my lovely lovely friend!  I would never ignore a message from you!  I am having a splendid day so far and i did eat a cookie and will see about the partying!  Thank you so much for warm wishes!!

Happy Birthday, sire! I hope you have a wonderful day, filled with lots of mischief and pleasant sights! Know that your loyal subjects wish you a glorious day and are celebrating with joy! *gives you a big hug and hands you a bouquet of purple hydrangeas*

*he casually leans into the embrace, the glimmer of a smile tugging at his lips as he accepts the lovely bouquet* Thank you for your heartfelt sentiments and generous gift, Mrs. Pine. In all that you do today, enjoy it with me in mind.