Cheers to that!

Cheers to that!

@myraiswack @frostbitten-written

This is actually my favourite quote from Jaguar Villain / CEO Tom Hiddleston. 

“A new plan needs a new boss.”

Sir, yes, sir! Please, when you’re done commanding your company, come home and command me in the bedroom. I’ll be looking forward to it, sir. 😉

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial, British Actor RPF, Loki - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston & Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/You, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston/You, Tom Hiddleston & Reader Characters: Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial), Tom Hiddleston, Reader, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Domestic, Dom/sub Play, Daddy Kink, Master/Pet, Master/Slave, Master/Servant, Master & Servant, Masturbation, Wet Dream, Dry Humping, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Finger Sucking, Hand & Finger Kink, Come Eating, Come Swallowing, Comeplay, Come Inflation, Come as Lube, Come Sharing, Edgeplay, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Orgasm Denial, Forced Orgasm, Orgasm Control, Orgasm, Orgasm Delay, Simultaneous Orgasm, Voyeurism, Blow Jobs, Cock Warming, Cock Worship, Cock Slut, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Kissing, Roughness, Rough Body Play, Spanking, Corporal Punishment, Leashes, Collars, Cages, Oral Sex, Sex, Vaginal Sex, Sex Toys, Face-Fucking, Gags, Begging, Kneeling, Fucking, Married Couple, Married Life, Married Sex, Established Relationship, Rules, Bratting, Teasing, Consensual Sex, Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tom, Daddy Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tommy, Actor Tom Hiddleston, Possessive Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hiddleston in a Suit, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, POV Original Female Character

Summary:

Tamara is horny and decides to tease Tom Hiddleston, CEO of Jaguar Holdings. Being the brat that she is, she breaks every known rule in the book. Her daddy doesn’t like that…

Preview:

“Yes, sir, I’ve been very bad.” He seemed pleased with her current position and acceptance.

“And do bad girls get what they want?” Tamara whimpered and shook her head, “no.” Tom walked over to her and grabbed a handful of her hair.

“Then, in that case, you tell me, why on Gods’ green earth, should I reward such foul behaviour?”

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I think on a filth scale of 1-10, this is a 400. MY GOD

Every bit of this deliciously filthy fic was a masterpiece. That cage scene?!?! I never knew I needed that so badly in my life. Daddy Tom really doles out the punishments in this one and it’s PERFECT. Amazing!!!

Thank you so much! It took a hell of a lot of planning, but it was worth it! I could see no one else (besides Jonathan Pine hehe) being this domineering, so I knew it had to be intense. I appreciate that fact that you liked and also read that filth!

Super hot Jag!Tom smut! I already mentioned it on AO3, but please add me to the Hiddle-stone list!

Thank you so much for reading this! Wow, I’m so happy you liked it! I’ll add you to the taglist right away! 

They really do though… 🤤

Holy crap, you almost melted my IPad!

Then, might I suggest a cool shower to quell the raging fire? 😉

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial, British Actor RPF, Loki - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston & Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/You, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston/You, Tom Hiddleston & Reader Characters: Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial), Tom Hiddleston, Reader, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Domestic, Dom/sub Play, Daddy Kink, Master/Pet, Master/Slave, Master/Servant, Master & Servant, Masturbation, Wet Dream, Dry Humping, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Finger Sucking, Hand & Finger Kink, Come Eating, Come Swallowing, Comeplay, Come Inflation, Come as Lube, Come Sharing, Edgeplay, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Orgasm Denial, Forced Orgasm, Orgasm Control, Orgasm, Orgasm Delay, Simultaneous Orgasm, Voyeurism, Blow Jobs, Cock Warming, Cock Worship, Cock Slut, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Kissing, Roughness, Rough Body Play, Spanking, Corporal Punishment, Leashes, Collars, Cages, Oral Sex, Sex, Vaginal Sex, Sex Toys, Face-Fucking, Gags, Begging, Kneeling, Fucking, Married Couple, Married Life, Married Sex, Established Relationship, Rules, Bratting, Teasing, Consensual Sex, Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tom, Daddy Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tommy, Actor Tom Hiddleston, Possessive Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hiddleston in a Suit, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, POV Original Female Character

Summary:

Tamara is horny and decides to tease Tom Hiddleston, CEO of Jaguar Holdings. Being the brat that she is, she breaks every known rule in the book. Her daddy doesn’t like that…

Preview:

“Yes, sir, I’ve been very bad.” He seemed pleased with her current position and acceptance.

“And do bad girls get what they want?” Tamara whimpered and shook her head, “no.” Tom walked over to her and grabbed a handful of her hair.

“Then, in that case, you tell me, why on Gods’ green earth, should I reward such foul behaviour?”

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All Birds with one Hiddle-stone: Hiddleston + His Characters:

@shiningloki​ @sultry-rachael​ @lokilvrr​ @poetic-fiasco​ @idontevenknowwbro​ @timetraveler1978​ @sheris532​ @starklymydear​ @imaginesupply​ @petitefirecracker10​ @kingtwhiddleston​ @dangertoozmanykids101​ @saria-the-phoenix​ @myraiswack​ @iambetterthanbefore​ @tmntnerd2016​ @just-the-hiddles​ @ciaodarknessmyheart​ @readytowalkthestars 

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@poetic-fiasco​ @readytowalkthestars  

Visit my Masterlist for more!

I think on a filth scale of 1-10, this is a 400. MY GOD

Every bit of this deliciously filthy fic was a masterpiece. That cage scene?!?! I never knew I needed that so badly in my life. Daddy Tom really doles out the punishments in this one and it’s PERFECT. Amazing!!!

Thank you so much! It took a hell of a lot of planning, but it was worth it! I could see no one else (besides Jonathan Pine hehe) being this domineering, so I knew it had to be intense. I appreciate that fact that you liked and also read that filth!

Super hot Jag!Tom smut! I already mentioned it on AO3, but please add me to the Hiddle-stone list!

Thank you so much for reading this! Wow, I’m so happy you liked it! I’ll add you to the taglist right away! 

They really do though... 🤤

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial, British Actor RPF, Loki - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston & Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/You, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston/You, Tom Hiddleston & Reader Characters: Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial), Tom Hiddleston, Reader, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Domestic, Dom/sub Play, Daddy Kink, Master/Pet, Master/Slave, Master/Servant, Master & Servant, Masturbation, Wet Dream, Dry Humping, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Finger Sucking, Hand & Finger Kink, Come Eating, Come Swallowing, Comeplay, Come Inflation, Come as Lube, Come Sharing, Edgeplay, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Orgasm Denial, Forced Orgasm, Orgasm Control, Orgasm, Orgasm Delay, Simultaneous Orgasm, Voyeurism, Blow Jobs, Cock Warming, Cock Worship, Cock Slut, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Kissing, Roughness, Rough Body Play, Spanking, Corporal Punishment, Leashes, Collars, Cages, Oral Sex, Sex, Vaginal Sex, Sex Toys, Face-Fucking, Gags, Begging, Kneeling, Fucking, Married Couple, Married Life, Married Sex, Established Relationship, Rules, Bratting, Teasing, Consensual Sex, Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tom, Daddy Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tommy, Actor Tom Hiddleston, Possessive Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hiddleston in a Suit, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, POV Original Female Character

Summary:

Tamara is horny and decides to tease Tom Hiddleston, CEO of Jaguar Holdings. Being the brat that she is, she breaks every known rule in the book. Her daddy doesn’t like that…

Preview:

“Yes, sir, I’ve been very bad.” He seemed pleased with her current position and acceptance.

“And do bad girls get what they want?” Tamara whimpered and shook her head, “no.” Tom walked over to her and grabbed a handful of her hair.

“Then, in that case, you tell me, why on Gods’ green earth, should I reward such foul behaviour?”

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@shiningloki​ @sultry-rachael​ @lokilvrr​ @poetic-fiasco​ @idontevenknowwbro​ @timetraveler1978​ @sheris532​ @starklymydear​ @imaginesupply​ @petitefirecracker10​ @kingtwhiddleston​ @dangertoozmanykids101​ @saria-the-phoenix​ @myraiswack​ @iambetterthanbefore​ @tmntnerd2016​ @just-the-hiddles​ @ciaodarknessmyheart​ @readytowalkthestars 

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@poetic-fiasco​ @readytowalkthestars  

Visit my Masterlist for more!

I think on a filth scale of 1-10, this is a 400. MY GOD

Every bit of this deliciously filthy fic was a masterpiece. That cage scene?!?! I never knew I needed that so badly in my life. Daddy Tom really doles out the punishments in this one and it’s PERFECT. Amazing!!!

Thank you so much! It took a hell of a lot of planning, but it was worth it! I could see no one else (besides Jonathan Pine hehe) being this domineering, so I knew it had to be intense. I appreciate that fact that you liked and also read that filth!

Me after I read it….. @frostbitten-written​

Lmao, thank you so much for reading! I know it was definitely intense! 😅

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial, British Actor RPF, Loki - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston & Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston & Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Original Character(s), Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s)/Reader, Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial)/You, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s), Tom Hiddleston/Reader, Tom Hiddleston/Original Female Character(s) of Color, Tom Hiddleston/You, Tom Hiddleston & Reader Characters: Tom Hiddleston (Jaguar “British Villains” Commercial), Tom Hiddleston, Reader, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Dom/sub, Domestic, Dom/sub Play, Daddy Kink, Master/Pet, Master/Slave, Master/Servant, Master & Servant, Masturbation, Wet Dream, Dry Humping, Vaginal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Finger Sucking, Hand & Finger Kink, Come Eating, Come Swallowing, Comeplay, Come Inflation, Come as Lube, Come Sharing, Edgeplay, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Multiple Orgasms, Orgasm Denial, Forced Orgasm, Orgasm Control, Orgasm, Orgasm Delay, Simultaneous Orgasm, Voyeurism, Blow Jobs, Cock Warming, Cock Worship, Cock Slut, Rough Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Kissing, Roughness, Rough Body Play, Spanking, Corporal Punishment, Leashes, Collars, Cages, Oral Sex, Sex, Vaginal Sex, Sex Toys, Face-Fucking, Gags, Begging, Kneeling, Fucking, Married Couple, Married Life, Married Sex, Established Relationship, Rules, Bratting, Teasing, Consensual Sex, Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tom, Daddy Dom Tom Hiddleston, Dom Tommy, Actor Tom Hiddleston, Possessive Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hiddleston in a Suit, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, POV Original Female Character

Summary:

Tamara is horny and decides to tease Tom Hiddleston, CEO of Jaguar Holdings. Being the brat that she is, she breaks every known rule in the book. Her daddy doesn’t like that…

Preview:

“Yes, sir, I’ve been very bad.” He seemed pleased with her current position and acceptance.

“And do bad girls get what they want?” Tamara whimpered and shook her head, “no.” Tom walked over to her and grabbed a handful of her hair.

“Then, in that case, you tell me, why on Gods’ green earth, should I reward such foul behaviour?”

Tags:

Never hesitate to ask to be added to my tag lists. Just specify which one:

All Birds with one Hiddle-stone: Hiddleston + His Characters:

@shiningloki​ @sultry-rachael​ @lokilvrr​ @poetic-fiasco​ @idontevenknowwbro​ @timetraveler1978​ @sheris532​ @starklymydear​ @imaginesupply​ @petitefirecracker10​ @kingtwhiddleston​ @dangertoozmanykids101​ @saria-the-phoenix​ @myraiswack​ @iambetterthanbefore​ @tmntnerd2016​ @just-the-hiddles​ @ciaodarknessmyheart​ @readytowalkthestars 

The All-frost List: Whole Shebang / All my work

@poetic-fiasco​ @readytowalkthestars  

Visit my Masterlist for more!

I think on a filth scale of 1-10, this is a 400. MY GOD

Every bit of this deliciously filthy fic was a masterpiece. That cage scene?!?! I never knew I needed that so badly in my life. Daddy Tom really doles out the punishments in this one and it’s PERFECT. Amazing!!!

Thank you so much! It took a hell of a lot of planning, but it was worth it! I could see no one else (besides Jonathan Pine hehe) being this domineering, so I knew it had to be intense. I appreciate that fact that you liked and also read that filth!

I’m so scared…

Yep, this is better/worse:

I would let them destroy me, no questions asked. 

rules: post the last line you wrote then tag as many people as there are words in the line.

So I was tagged by the always fabulous @romeoandjulietyouwish thank you!!

“So Clint headed for his favorite hot dog vendor that, coincidentally, was only about six blocks from the tower.”

(I need to write shorter sentences lol)

I’ll tag: @romeoandjulietyouwish @keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars @ironfamjam @ironxprince @frostysunflowers @whumphoarder @teammightypen @snarky-drabbles @snarky–starky @jen27ny @the-reverse-mermaid @bethyedolphin9870 @seek-rest @searchingforstarss @yellowdistress @madasthesea @night0seven @littleturtle95 @funky–lil–spider (if you want to!)

rules: post the last line you wrote then tag as many people as there are words in the line.

Thanks for tagging me @justme–emily !

“It took you a few seconds to register what he was doing but you recovered as you tentatively circled your arms around him.”

23 words.. uh oh 😂 Welp, let’s see if I can do this lol

@afictionaladventure16 @rae-is-typing @avengersassemble-fics @kiritella @herecomesthewriterwitch @lozzypoz321 @canadianhufflepuffavenger @morizoras-cave @allthecreativeonesaretaken @fablesrose @kitkatwinchester @mishaandthebrits @marvel4geeks @marvelrose01 @sugarrushblondie @winterreader-nowwriter @tonysttank @jelly-pies @amythedvdhoarder @banditthewriter @daughter-of-stark @dreamkeptt @imaginethatalena

(I know some of you don’t write so you don’t have to participate if you don’t want to or you could by doing like a last text, favorite quote, etc. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Thanks for the tag!

“Not even when he placed his large hands over her own to try and slow her rocking.”

Dang, you caught me at a long sentence… Let’s see how this goes, 17 peeps:

@kitkatd7 @angelinathebook @is-it-madness @obsessedwithloki @confetti-its-an-imagine-blog @mcfickletons @dolce-peach @lacfruitintolerant @kaogasm @ashes4bones @chaotic-fae-queen @fixatedfandomhunter @funnyincorrectmcu @holylulusworld @i-sing-for-me @justagirlinafandomworld @jensengirl83

So I’m pretty sure not all of these are mutuals, but I love you all 💕💕💕

Thanks for the tag!

“What brings you here at this hour, Odinson? Hey, Rhodey.”

There was a line after that, but it’s mega spoilery so I went for the one before.

Now let’s tag 10 people..

@whyispistashanuttaken @fonulyn @blankdblank @shiningloki @mastreworld @lossie92 @wolfpawn @fadingcoast @the-haven-of-fiction @ladyoftheteaandblood

(Sorry about disturbing your scrolling by tagging you. Feel free to ignore 😊)

@kaogasm thank you for the tag but who is that Odinson? Who said that? I have so many questions 😂

Last line waaaaaaaaaaaaaas

“Olympians?” Loki muttered. Thor just gave him a shrug.

Tagging 9 people….

@shiningloki @just-the-hiddles @fadingcoast @grufflepuff-writes-stuff @bellesque @clandestineloki @incorrectstevebucky @marvel-socialmediaau @theshitpostcalligrapher

@whyispistashanuttaken thanks for the tag!! this is literally a spoiler for what i’m gonna publish next week HSHSHSHS

It’s been three days since he’s beckoned you in his dreams, whispering filthy promises of bliss, pleasure, and a sexual experience to die for.

hoo boy this is long

tagging 24 people….

@lokispettigerr @simplybree @tmntnerd2016 @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @the–sad–hatter @the-emo-asgardian @lokidokimagines @acciofanfics @imnotrevealingmyname @megthemewlingquim @marvelanddcsmut @smuttystuffy @deanfanatic @marveluniverserp @moonshoespottah @melodramaticfanatic @lovermrjokerr @redgillan @lokidmyheart @buckybarnesstar @buckybarnesthehotshot @marvelentertainment @is-it-madness @bakla-bulan

putangina

Thank you for the tag @clandestineloki and @fablesrose (I totally forgot to do this earlier. Sorry! 😣) Okay this is from the next chapter in chaptered fic

When I come up next to her, I intertwine my fingers with hers.

Hehe. Okay, 13 people

@just-the-hiddles @hopelessromanticspoonie @myoxisbroken @shiningloki @fanfictionaries @imnotrevealingmyname @letsgetoutalive @wordynerdygurl @revengingbarnes @thelokiimaginechronicles @frostbitten-written @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @what-just-happened-bro

Thank you for tagging me @is-it-madness! You caught me in the beginning of a CEO / Jaguar Tom HIddleston fic and oh boy-

“Instead of outright breaking his set of rules, she thought she’d seduce him.”

Tagging 13! @poetic-fiasco @shiningloki @fadingcoast @just-the-hiddles @myoxisbroken @dangertoozmanykids101 @rhemasky @imanuglywombat @grufflepuff-writes-stuff @davidbuddbg @caffiend-queen @nildespirandum @bellesque 

Hiddlesweek Day 4: Favourite Role

*purrs*

@shiningloki , @frostbitten-written , @poetic-fiasco …. 😉

Oh ... Oh dear ... I feel a CEO Tom / Jaguar Villain Tom one-shot coming on ...

Tom Hiddleston by Charlie Gray.

Via Torrilla/weibo

I don’t know why, but him just sitting there on the floor, in a suit, with a drink in hand ... I feel another CEO Tom / Jaguar Villain one shot brewing in my brain. 

*drops this on the dash of @frostbitten-written

And runs off cackling*

How kind of you to choke me with this torturous glorious image of Mr Jonathan Pine you vicious, evil, fucking bitch. 

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰i’m not fine🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@poetic-fiasco, Ily, but W H Y-

ILY Darling. I am sure you will find a way to repay me in kind. Perhaps I simply enjoy egging you on? Perhaps I am a glutton for my own impending torment? Who knows? At least I know I am not alone in this suffering. 🥰💚

Ps those pants ⬆️ are very problematic 😐 😳

Oooo. You are evil, aren’t you? This does’t end here, that’s for sure…

Also, I WAS AVOIDING LOOKING AT HIS TROUSERS BUT, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT-

Dear gods, he’s right. We know buddy… 

I fear I am evil 😈. Lol excellent use of gifs 👍 Bravo for throwing Loki at me..oof.

Now I feel evil…

hehehe

Gods, let just get my hands on those locks, just once…..

Its good to be bad, no?

TOM HIDDLESTON

    Art of Villainy - Jaguar

CEO Tom, Jaguar British Villain Tom, etc. has been calling my NAME. I’m tempted to write some very dirty smut for him. Someone stop me.

@frostbitten-written who in their right mind would stop you??

Fair enough. I guess that’s another one on the list to write, huh? @fadingcoast​ 

TOM HIDDLESTON

    Art of Villainy - Jaguar

CEO Tom, Jaguar British Villain Tom, etc. has been calling my NAME. I’m tempted to write some very dirty smut for him. Someone stop me.