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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years
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When the chronic fatigue is chronic
Doing this even when I’m not tired
Buddy I've got some bad news for you
[Image Description: the "hmm today i will" meme template that just reads "hmm today i will" followed by three panels of the stick figure lying face down in a bed /. End ID]
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I’m the weirdest kind of extremely online because I would be severely offline if it wasn’t for tumblr. you genuinely can’t reach me anywhere else other than tumblr I simply don’t use other social media. I don’t even like texting or calling people. I only like hanging out with people irl and being on tumblr and reading the weather forecast
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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"
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on their clit like morse code
"S.O.S. we're going down"
fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post
No stop that
... - . -. -.. . -.-.
uhh?
In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.
They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.
And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.
;-;
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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?
post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT
IM BEING CRUCIFIED LIKE CHRIST
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ocd is like this
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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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i refuse to get rid of this sweater until it’s just a single thread left
eli have you been sitting on this reply for a year
you are serving Tutorial Island
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This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art
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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw
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shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone
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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
It'll be like
*music box playing*
*dog snoring*
*the sound of a crackling fire slowly fades in, getting louder and louder as the dog continues to snore*
The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire
