I KNEW I had seen that blue tuxedo somewhere
I'm noticing a pattern in his love advice
dude if EVEN BILL is scared and feels that "it was a mistake" and "pain that wasn't hilarious" you know it's unbelievably bad and alarming. what fiddleford did to himself to forget is beyong everything and the fact that even in this condition he's able to live and partly sane is wild
he lived like that for decades and even got better when his mind was fucked up so much that bill goddamn cipher was afraid to be there. fiddleford is so strong ohmyfuckinggod
genuienly adore that the era of gravity falls meta is back, and like... i'm thinking again about just how mad bill is that stan beat him, and the really extreme lengths he's going to right now to affirm his belief that stan is worthless and nothing and doesn't matter
because like, yes, stanley tricked you, and that's a blow to the ego when you clearly only saw one of the stan twins as having any intelligence at all
but like the other thing about that moment, of the twins swapping outfits, is bill has the ability to read minds
he's not someone who should be able to be tricked like that at all!
the only exception, the person whose mind he can't read, is ford's, bc ford bill-proofed his own head
if bill had done even the bare minimum of checking before agreeing to that deal, he would have easily been able to tell which stan was which
but he didn't try to read stan-dressed-as-ford's mind, because he assumed he wouldn't be able to, and he doesn't need to to understand ford anyway
and he didn't try to read ford-dressed-as-stan's mind, because he assumed there was absolutely nothing in stan's head that could ever pose a threat to him
so of course you're trying to prove that stan is truly worthless, because it's the only thing that justifies the colossal mistake you just made
(and i do think it's fun that bill knows how to manipulate ford, or dipper, or mabel, we've seen him do all three, but despite the fact that bill has literally been in stan's head, he keeps reminding us of that fact, stan is the one person he will never understand)
It took me too long, but ya got it with timelapse so...
enjoy? wanted to add some text but had no idea what could fit
CANON JEWISH PINES????
CANON JEWISH PINES!!!
STAN IS A FANFIC WRITER???
I am so proud of that greasy old man :')
Also his brother gay as fuck
The What of your WHAT. Like this bitch really fucked that demonic dorito. Atleast we got some more Mabel and Ford quality time! They look so silly in their witch hats.
no bc ford and bill's falling out is so silly to me because its like. ford's obsession with bill was the closest to "religious" that he's ever tread, and that kind of betrayal was earth shattering and hurt ford in a way he had NEVER been hurt before, causing him to completely mentally and emotionally unravel. meanwhile bill is like "can we talk 🥺" as if he hasn't been using ford for years, and when it became clear ford hated his ass bill got so drunk he forgot his mom was dead. what an INSANE dynamic to establish 8 years after the show ended.
I did not expect to hyperfixate on Gravity Falls again in 2024. Holy moly! Anyway, enjoy my inability to choose a colour palette.
Side note : I ordered the Book of Bill, still waiting for it deliver here down under! I’m tweaking! Practically frothing at the mouth! ((Also I’m aware the line “I’m still on your mind” isn’t referring to ford but he’s my favourite and I wanted to draw him yayyy + it’s a banger quote.))
No idea how I forgot to make this post when the website first came out, but Bill's sheer, burning hatred for Stan has such goddamn delectable levels to it, hardly just limited to anger that Stan defeated him. First is the fact that in Bill's eye, he wasn't just defeated, but out-conned by an inferior con man, hustled by a second-fiddle hustler — and what an unthinkable threat to Bill's pride, what a gallon of gasoline to pour on the fire of his rage and contempt! Bill can't shut up about how stupid he thinks Stan's cons and schemes are. But you know what else Bill is furious about? What seething lines he drops, right before the culmination of his breakdown?
[ID from alt: excerpt from the website, reading: "And Lucky Stan- the roll's on black, He got his life and family back. His big break, it finally came, Redemption from a life of shame." End ID.]
Luck. After all Stan's failures, luck, at least in Bill's eyes. The luck of the roll, to get his family back.
Bill fled his ruined home, taking with him his father's hat. Bill treated truth as whatever sold. But. Bill didn't get his family back.
And now? As helpless as Bill is, he refuses to admit it. He refuses to accept that Stan won. That Stan gets to be happy. Because there is no one that Bill more desperately wants to make burn than the person so infuriatingly similar to him, yet so obviously inferior... who nevertheless, despite it all, got exactly what Bill couldn't.
This scene lives in my head rent-free 😔🙏
Dub people, IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME if somebody did the voices..... 🥺🤲
some stuff made for @honeqq ‘s AU and concurrently my first obsession in Gravity Falls AU field!
This is one of my fav 😔🫀
"Yb xmxoq lc jv arbq? Klq qexq vlr exsb x zelfzb, Pfubo!"
My god, this took 40 years bc college is kicking my ass, it is what it is 😔😔 BUT, THEY ROT MY BRAIN AAAA ;;
Also biggest shout out to @sharkylad for helping me out with the composition with this bad boy, UR AN ANGEL AND UR THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU, MWAH
“i’ve made first contact with an extradimensional deity of knowledge…in a top hat”
therapys going great