From The Motion Picture

A visual history of The Real Housewives of New York City, seasons 1-10. 

A visual history of the Real Housewives of New York City’s cast.

(Updated for season 10.)

I have way too much time on my hands and not enough pinot grigio.

This is what the RHONY intro should have looked like this season.

A visual history of the Real Housewives of New York City's cast.

Updated! 3/12/18.

The New York ladies are back for their sixth season starting March 11. I'm most excited to see Carole get a little dirty and address the hypocrisy of the other ladies head-on along with regular drunken antics from Ramonja during a "glamping" trip to Montana. Added bonus: some more new blood; Kristen Taekman, joins the ensemble as old rivalries and new drama ensue.

And best of all, Aviva loses her head...and prosthetic leg. Way to deliver, Bravo.

Unfortunately, my beloved countess, LuAnn de Lesseps, has adopted a recurring role as an official "Friend of the Housewives." What this means for Ramona's ego as the sole original cast member, we'll witness.

Is the cast of "RHONY" valued by Bravo? Is the show worth saving or another revamp? It'll be interesting to see what Bravo does over the next couple of days regarding the much delayed production of its sixth season of this program and what the fate is of the NYC ladies.

If only this were a reality.