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the burrow

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they/he - pan - minor
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hello! welcome to my main blog and don’t forget to do your clicks Interests: crochet, crafting, books, theater, queer history, coding, biology/history, writing, and fandom Currently Reading: Gideon the Ninth
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violetbeam

more and more i am learning u just have to make silly little things. and u just have to release them all upon the world and let them romp

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the thing they dont tell u about art is that you can give up halfway through and leave it a sketch, and life will be so easy and you will be so free, but then it won't look like how you wanted it to. Now if you want it to look how you want it to? you need to put in EFFORT. and TIME. you need to like, do lineart and shit. what the fuck is up with that? is anyone doing something about this?

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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

some context 

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE” 

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

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larmalot

oh mg god this post somehow got better

Ralph has achieved Peak Graduate Student

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

FINALLY

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trans girls will be like “yeah i mean my voice isnt that good” and then make noises that activate the prey drive humans haven’t had for thousands of years

see also: trans girls being like “oh you know i dont really like my face but it’s ok it’s whatever” and then you hop on a video call and you’re staring at aphrodite

How do I reblog this so my trans girl friends can feel validated and see what I think of them while also being the exception?

simple. acknowledge that you aren’t actually the exception and the fact that your body and face and voice might not look exactly how you want right now doesn’t mean they’re not beautiful and they’ll only get better from here

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bixels

Watched Ernst Lubistch's I Don't Want to Be a Man yesterday for a class. 1910s transmasc yaoi goes fucking crazy.

Tomboyish girl hates acting feminine and family brings in a male doctor to "break her down" and teach her manners. Out of spite, she buys a suit and crossdresses as a dapper boy to sneak into a party. Immediately gets flirted with and chased by a literal crowd of girls. Runs into the doctor and decides to try and seduce his girlfriend for revenge. While she and the doctor are fighting (doctor thinks she's a boy), they realize his girlfriend's already gone and they get drunk. They start kissing and making out and fall in love (doctor still thinks she's a boy). They accidentally run into each other the morning after and flirtatiously promise not to talk about yesterday's "adventure." Later, the girl reveals she was the boy and teasingly tells the doctor that she'll "break him down." Instead of getting angry, the doctor smiles, knowing he got his ass handed to him, and they kiss again.

Do you guys think anyone fujoshi'd out in 1918.

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trainthief

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

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We stan

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crazy-pages

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

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systlin

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

Attached for original context

Finally, I understand

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST.

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