g. guys,

If he does this. He better she’s pics of his dogs.

As in…Chica and Henry…dogs…

Joe Rogan after getting kicked from the #1 spot by three YouTubers who promised to show Markiplier’s boobs if they won

Audio: exit music by Radiohead

When you already bought tickets for ‘Markiplier in North Korea’ for momiplier so you accidentally met his only fans requirement

Audio from GTA 5

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

You’re not supposed to be here sir

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

So basically anything with a screen these days is a computer. Your TV? Computer. Phone? Computer. Gas pump? Computer. And a lot of those computers are running a fork of Windows, because Microsoft is very good at building for corporate use. But it's a fork with most of the same features, because MS has no reason to rebuild their entire OS just for your SmartFridge. Instead, it just boots up a barebones Windows fork, and then auto-launches whatever program McDonalds uses for their drive-through menu or whatever. Which means with the right inputs, you can close that program. And open whatever MS has installed by default, like Solitaire, Word, or Edge.

This is generally not relevant to the user, but if you want to do something on a device that it doesn't allow you to do, getting out of the initial program it forces you into is usually step 1.

my life with ADHD

This is very true and a great post.

But low key makes me think about how people with adhd have been raised their whole lives to value a day based on what they accomplished vs what they experienced

I think your point is excellent. But also consider:

That list might say things like “Paint a picture. Go birdwatching. Finish that great novel I started reading. Call my grandma. Learn to bake a cake. Visit my sister. Play piano.”

For me at least, the good/fun things are harder without meds too. I can have the best intentions, but following through is hard.

This addition is so important.

Also it turns out it is really helpful to your mental health to be able to accomplish boring chores like dishes when they are a quick few things and not an enormous pile of everything you own?? And then you find yourself doing things like not eating because it will add to the dishes and you know you won’t be able to do them any more than you could earlier so now maybe TECHNICALLY you don’t have an eating disorder but your eating habits look like one. And you feel horrible about yourself because why can’t you just do some damn dishes like a billion other people???

Like it or not being a functional human being does in fact depend on doing something other than ~experiencing things~. Getting rid of capitalism will not fix the fact that I have no executive function and can’t afford an actual adhd assessment and as a result spend a lot of my time just absolutely miserable because I physically cannot make myself start a task, any task. I hate the “value what you experience not what you produce” line SO MUCH because all I want to be able to do is produce clean dishes and laundry on a regular schedule and my brain just doesn’t work that way and it severely negatively impacts my life.

Danny: I wrote a book

Jazz: You what?!

Danny: I wrote a book. It's a gay romance novel about the Spirit of Halloween falling in love with a boy who celebrates Christmas too early.

Jazz: That's.....actually adorable.

Danny: thank you. I want you to help sell it while I go hide in Gotham

Jazz: What Why?

Danny: Fright Knight did not like me turning him into the protagonist of a gay Hallmark book. I'm hiding before he catch me.

Jazz: Why Gotham?

Danny: Fright Knight is scared of Batman. Luckily, Batman pre-order my book for his son Tim, who is also in the mafia alphabet, so I'm using that as an excuse.

Jazz: I-

Danny: By the way, Batman is Bruce Wayne. Now that you know that you are no longer safe and need to make sure I don't get caught either.

Jazz: You son of a-!

Took forever but I finally made a redraw of the Barbie Meme with my updated designs 😪

WOH!!! GLOWY!!!

Danny is... Having a Great Time.

Jazz always told him he needed to get back into something. After being a hero for the grand majority of his teenage years. He really didn't have time to enjoy his half-life, like, at all. Too busy fighting, too busy planning, too busy forming contingency plans.

Now, though? The Justice League has been founded. There are heroes for the whole world. The Fenton Portal was shut down, JLDark did NOT appreciate an open door to the afterlife in the middle of the continental US.

So... Danny is... currently drifting pretty hard. He never wanted to be a Hero. That was always a responsibility rather than any kind of want. Sure, it was fun sometimes, but he just wanted to live. Sam was more enamored with the Hero life than he ever was.

Well, there was something he genuinely enjoyed that wouldn't take him off the planet and away from everyone he loved. So, here he is, with a camera and a dream, at the bottom of the ocean. He glows a little and has a spotlight, so light isn't a huge problem.

The only issue is the one cuddly octopus that has chosen his hair as it's home. He can't evict it. It's too cute. And now he can't rise too quickly, nor stay in the air too long. He doesn't want to hurt the little guy. He's pretty sure it's a guy.

Danny has dubbed him, Sir Squishy. And Sir Squishy loves the tiny crabs that Danny finds sometimes.

Rumors begin to circulate above and below water about a glowing humanoid figure with tentacles for hair and a hunger for crustaceans. It hasn't hurt anyone, so it just becomes a cryptic story spread around separately.

It all comes to a head when Tim and Kon decide cryptic hunting is a good team bonding experience. And what better place to start than the ocean?

Danny is... Having a Great Time.

Jazz always told him he needed to get back into something. After being a hero for the grand majority of his teenage years. He really didn't have time to enjoy his half-life, like, at all. Too busy fighting, too busy planning, too busy forming contingency plans.

Now, though? The Justice League has been founded. There are heroes for the whole world. The Fenton Portal was shut down, JLDark did NOT appreciate an open door to the afterlife in the middle of the continental US.

So... Danny is... currently drifting pretty hard. He never wanted to be a Hero. That was always a responsibility rather than any kind of want. Sure, it was fun sometimes, but he just wanted to live. Sam was more enamored with the Hero life than he ever was.

Well, there was something he genuinely enjoyed that wouldn't take him off the planet and away from everyone he loved. So, here he is, with a camera and a dream, at the bottom of the ocean. He glows a little and has a spotlight, so light isn't a huge problem.

The only issue is the one cuddly octopus that has chosen his hair as it's home. He can't evict it. It's too cute. And now he can't rise too quickly, nor stay in the air too long. He doesn't want to hurt the little guy. He's pretty sure it's a guy.

Danny has dubbed him, Sir Squishy. And Sir Squishy loves the tiny crabs that Danny finds sometimes.